My wife Anne is blessed with the ability to reach orgasm several times during a lovemaking session, and to control the time it takes her to come.
This hasn’t always been the case, but developed over time as we introduced various toys into our sex life.
Anne has been masturbating regularly since she was a teenager, first with hands and pillows strategically placed, then the always reliable shower head, but it wasn’t until we had been married many years, had become empty nesters and had the luxury of plenty of time together that we discovered what she was truly capable of.
We started with a small white plastic, quite ordinary drug store vibrator we affectionately called Mr. V, (also the name of our 8-year old’s teacher, which we giggled about.)
We graduated to a pink silicone style with so many settings that you had to click it a dozen times to get to the right one, then a purple G-spot and clit dual vibe that wouldn’t turn off or hold a charge, and finally discovered the pink penis-shaped rabbit with the rotating internal beads and vibrating ears. We called this Peter Rabbit, and the only drawback was it worked too well. Anne says if it could earn a degree, she’d marry it and dump me.
The problem with Peter Rabbit is it makes Anne come t0o fast—we call it the 30-second orgasm. Quick like a bunny, indeed.
We have also tried the magic wand (too big, noisy enough to disturb the neighbors, makes electricity bill go up), a clit sucking fiend we called the octopussy that you have to practically murder to make it let go, and a remote control u-shaped vibe that makes trips to the grocery store quite an adventure. For portable fun in the car, we have a purple thumb-shaped dynamo that we have somehow misplaced. Hmmmmmm.
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