Greet Your Husband Naked: A dice game idea

A game (or perhaps dare) idea for a wife who wants to bless her husband by treating him to finding her naked when he arrives home—though the game could probably be adapted by a husband wanting to greet his wife naked.

How to play

You will need 1 six-sided die.

Roll a die for each ‘roll’, then do the associated task.  Generally, rolling a ‘1’ allows you to ‘skip’ that section, and the tasks become more intense as the number increases.  If you roll a 6, roll again.  If you roll another 6, do the ‘D6’ (double-6) option.  Otherwise, do the ‘6’ option.

You can always skip a section if it doesn’t appeal to you or your husband.

Pre-roll: Make the game more intense?

1-4: No

5: If you roll a ‘1’, do the ‘2’ task instead

6: Add 1 to all your rolls

D6: Add 2 to all your rolls

If you’re adding 1 or 2 to your rolls and roll a 6, count that as a double 6

Roll 1: Trim/shave your pubic hair

1: No

2: Light trim or tidy up, removing about a quarter

3: Significant trim or tidy up, removing about a half

4: Trim or shave most of your pubic hair, leaving no more than a quarter

5-6: Remove all of your pubic hair

D6: Ask him to shave you, or alternatively have a wax

Roll 2: Spread your legs when he arrives?

1: No

2:  Spread your legs a little (perhaps several inches apart at the knees) to give him a hint of what’s between them

3: Spread your legs a lot (perhaps 1-2 feet apart at the knees) to give him a good view of what’s between them

4: Spread your legs as far apart as you comfortably can to give him an explicit view of what’s between

5-6: Spread your legs as far apart as you comfortably can and additionally spread your labia so he can see absolutely everything

D6: As 6, and invite him in to take a close look

Roll 3: Start/let him find you masturbating?

1: No

2-4: Yes

5-6: Yes, using a toy

D6: Yes, and orgasm in front of him

Roll 4: Ask him to spank you?

1: No

2-3: A few gentle spanks

4-5: 5-10 spanks just hard enough to sting a little

6: 10-20 spanks just hard enough to leave your bottom a little pink

D6: 20 spanks with an implement, hard enough to leave your bottom obviously pink, but without being so hard to bruise, be unpleasant or otherwise unsexy.

Roll 5: Put some food on your body

1: No

2: A small quantity of one food/condiment (e.g. a couple of squirts of squirty cream)

3-4: A moderate quantity of at least two foods/condiments (e.g. several squirts of squirty cream and some runny sauce)

5-6: A large quantity of at least three foods/condiments (e.g. some dessert, cream, sauce…)

D6: Prepare a selection of foods/condiments and ask your husband to put them on your body

Roll 6: Ask him for sex?

You can propose (or let him propose) another intimate activity if you (he) prefer(s)

1: No

2-3: Yes, position/activity of your choice

4-6: Yes, position/activity of his choice

D6: Yes, position/activity of his choice.  Additionally, give him a coupon that he can redeem for having sex at some point in the future

Roll 7: Stay naked afterwards?

1: No

2: At least 1 hour

3: At least 2 hours

4: Rest of the morning/afternoon/evening (about 4 hours)

5: At least until the following morning (i.e. sleep naked)

6: At least 24 hours

D6: At least 24 hours.  Additionally, give him a coupon that he can redeem for you giving him a striptease

Have fun, and let us know what you roll and how you get on!