Embarrassing Bedroom Moments
Hi, my horny friends, I have a funny story to tell. The other night my husband and I were making out, and things were heating up fast. I decided to go put on a new piece of lingerie I had just bought. The outfit was sexy; it showed cleavage and my ass (my husband loves my ass). I went back downstairs, and my husband and I were making out.
I started to undress him when he said, “Take off your panties and sit on my face.”
“Why don’t you take them off for me?” I said.
My husband got up and tried to take them off but couldn’t. These weren’t regular panties; the panties hooked to my top. It had straps and buckles on it, and it was complicated. The lady at the store helped me get out of it the first time, but I didn’t think it was going to be hard to get out of it every time. I told my husband to let me try, and I couldn’t do it. I started laughing out of embarrassment. Then my husband started laughing, and he ended up cutting me out of it since we couldn’t figure it out. After that, we ended up having a fun sex session. Safe to say I won’t wear that anymore. I would like to hear everyone else’s most embarrassing bedroom moments. Xoxo
Lol. None yet Mrs. Madeleine. I guess farting while fucking would be pretty embarrassing. I would simply die!
Loved the post, made me laugh. Thanks!
All I will say is yes, it is. Thank God for a husband who is a gentleman, and knows how to laugh with me at the right times!
Too funny! Yes, but after you get a few years in it won’t tend to bother you as much. You love each other farts and all! Well sometimes! Lol
We are a blended family, so one of our sons was 18 when he came to visit for his first weekend with both of us. We lived in a log cabin, and our bedroom was in the loft. Still to this day, if we give a little tmi, or the joking gets too heated, he looks at us and says, “Squeaky floors, guys!”
Alicia
You seem to have a sense of humor like your mom! You are funny!
God bless you and your husband
LH
OMG! I am turning into my mom! Lol! Thanks for the compliment Lovinghusband. She does sometimes have a bit of a weird sense of humor, but I so love her for that. She is pretty cool!
So Alicia G. M. you are HornyGG daughter?
Funny story Maddie my dear! You made my day. Of course you always do. Thank for posting! Keep writing, I love’em my dear friend. God bless and stay… I’ll let you finish the rest. Hehe! Xoxo
I laughed reading this 🙂 fun story! Once my husband and I were getting into the moment, about 13 minutes later one of our sons came banging on the door asking for me. I told him to chill out and I would be right out. He was going through his first breakup and wanted to talk to his mommy (Aww) well I got up and went out to see him and he suddenly looked at the ground, wouldn’t look at me for the world. Turns out the static from my shirt had stuck a condom wrapper on the bottom of my shirt. I almost died. We can laugh now because when I come out of the bedroom he’s always looking at my shirt.
lol funny story.
I got out of the shower after one on my morning ones with Jake. I wrapped my self in a towel and walked across the hall to see my little girl standing there wanting food. Still in wrapped in my towel I ran down stairs to make her something. Mommy she said there is something wet on your leg. Yes dear it is probably water I said looking down. A big glob of cum was running down my leg. I turned bright red and quickly wiped it off.
I am just glad she did not know what it was at that time lol
Take care 🙂
My wife had a near really embarrassing moment that at least turned out only mildly so. We occasionally send notes to each other when we are busy in separate parts of the house via Facebook messages. One night she sent me a picture of her in a new bra that she said I would be able to enjoy more later in the evening. Later she related to me that she had accidentally first sent the picture to our pastor’s Facebook messenger by mistake. Fortunately, the pastor and his wife share the same Facebook page and when she realized what she had done she called the pastor’s wife and explained what had happened. She was able to delete it before her husband saw it and added, “It’s good to know at least one of our church elders has an exciting sex life.”
lol that is too funny, joy daddy!
I once accidentally sent a text saying, “I want to ride your cock” to my sister instead of my husband. That was kind of embarrassing.
I was talking to my wife. I was in my office and she was driving. I suddenly changed the subject to what we were going to do sexually later that night. My wife answered back that the phone was on speaker. She was driving with one of our teenage sons. I said “bye”. We were very embarrassed! LH
We’ve had our moments. Trying to think. Have to get back to all of you.
🙂
OMG!! Blondie when I read your comment I got a wave of heat run through my body. You reminded me of something I wanted to forget. There was that time i sent not only a text but also a picture.
There was a morning i awoke with my morning erection and my wife was at work. I took a picture of the big guy and added a caption saying, “someone misses you”. Then I proceed to send it to my son. I have never been so embarrassed in my whole life. Of course I had to go and apologize to him. My son was 20 and was very gracious.
Blondie, what did your sister have to say.
lol she laughed and later in person teased me about it.
Thanks for the responses but what about the farting during sex?
Mrs. Madeleine,
Just so you know, my mom ( GG ) speaks really highly of you . She says you have been a major supporter of hers. So thank you from me to you.
And no she didn’t put me up to say this! Hopefully you and I can become good friends on here as well. God bless you.
Thank you so much your mothers stories and your fathers stories give me hope a lot of hope. Also if you want to be friends with me all you have to do is get your mom to get back on and write some stories lol god bless you newlyweds
Lol Madeleine my dear friend. You are so sweet.
Do not have a story in the works yet. Sorry!
Ben and I did enjoy a wonderful fuck on the living room floor Monday afternoon. My pussy was so wet and his dick filled me like it always has. I came, boy did I cum! I sucked his cock to finish him off, tasting my sweet juices as I devoured his thick meat.
” Baby, I’m gonna cum!” He groaned loudly.
I could feel his balls grow tense and I pulled back just in time to see his thick creamy load spurt from his dickhead onto my check , nose and mouth. Then drip down onto my chest. I jacked him with my hand making sure I milked every last drop from him. It was so hot hearing his groans and watching his body quiver and spasm.
I do love him so and love pleasing him. For he pleases me so much. Gotta go jill off! Thank you my friend for your friendship and endless support. God bless you and stay horny my dear.
One of our funny sex stories happened on a weekday afternoon. My husband and I always like to take advantage of the school day whenever we can for sex because our morning and nighttime libidos don’t always line up.
Anyway, on this day we had been having a fine old time. We’d been at it for over an hour. I’d orgasmed a couple times. My husband had finished. We were in our own little world basking in our post orgasmic bliss. And just about the time we were thinking we ought to get our clothes on to meet the kids a the bus stop we heard…
“Mr. and Mrs. Walls? Where are you? Mr. and Mrs. Walls?”
What the?
We scrambled. My husband is always faster. He pulled some shorts and a t-shirt on and went running downstairs. I grabbed a brush and went to work on my bed head.
It was our neighbor’s college age daughter. She was home on break and with her little niece in tow she’d come over to our house looking for playmates for the little one. We’d left the door hang partly open to let in some of the fresh spring air, and when we hadn’t responded to her knock, she took the open door as an invitation to let herself in. She was heading towards the steps to our bedroom when my husband headed her off.
My husband quickly sent her on her way, telling her we’d send our kids over as soon as they got off the bus. And then he came back to the bedroom and we collapsed in a fit of laughter.
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And Madeleine, you asked specifically about farting stories. It’s funny, as much as my husband and I joke about farting during sex, I can’t actually remember either of us ever really blowing a good one. I know my pussy will occasionally make farting noises in the heat of the moment, and that always catches us off guard, but that’s a little different. Maybe it’s because we are both always so open with each other about our tummy troubles. If my husband is horny and I have gas, I usually just tell him flat out. That usually sufficiently kills the mood and we just go to sleep. :O)
Funny stories y’all have but what I meant was does farting during sex actually happens
I’m hoping, if farting during sex would happen, that my hubby and I would be so deeply in love with each other that something like it, no matter how embarrassing it would seem to be, wouldn’t even bother us… I’m hoping that it wouldn’t bother any of us, just like I hope sweating during making love wouldn’t bother us or having a few zits here or there occasionally wouldn’t bother any of us… At least, this is my hope.
I’m not having much of a concept yet of what is a turn-off to a husband or of what would bother a husband but I’m so thankful for the MH community, for thanks to you I’m beginning to build a concept and start to gain practical knowledge and understanding. I’m very much grateful for that – and very much grateful that you all are so kind and gentle while imparting from your experiences and wisdom to greenhorns like me!!
P.F.C. I want you to know that not to much can turn your husband off. If you tease him and please him, I don’t think he will ever be turned off.
Thanks a bunch, Cameron!! <3
I love how you said that… "if you tease him and please him" 🙂 I indeed have set my heart on loving my future husband from tip to toe, inside out, all over the place. I intend to be all passionate about him… to tease him and please him and squeeze him tight. I think I probably gotta watch out to not squeeze him too tight 😉 Love, love, love!
I was initially shy about sharing my experience, but since all my dear friends have, I will too. Our daughter had this best friend since childhood and they shared secrets with each other. When she was a teenager, our daughter told her friend about how she found a used condom in our little bin, and then her friend told her what she found in her parents bedroom. The friend's mom overheard them talking and it got back to us and that's how we found out. We were highly embarrassed and I'm sure they were too. We apologized for being more obvious then we thought (we both thought we weren't at all) though we did tell them that gossip is a sin and that older people can still be very much in love.
Harper, that happened to us years ago – our son thought he had found a balloon that had popped – but couldn't figure out why it was so wet? He was very young! Hilarious – but fortunately it was only him and no one else?