The BJ Card
I stumbled upon another compelling blog post the other day, this time on Blunt Moms. It is titled, “Reasons Why I’m Giving My Husband a Blowjob.” I am always curious to hear what motivates other wives to orally gratify their husbands. The author humorously recounts how one day when her kids ran out of milk, rather than venturing out in the cold to drive to the store herself, she offered her husband a blowjob to go instead. She quipped, “I hear him drive off, the tires squealing in delight.” She describes this quid pro quo as playing the BJ card.
She lists her four reasons for playing the BJ card: Evasion, Avoidance, Diversion, and Substitution. Evasion, like the milk example above, she uses to get out of doing something else she’d rather not do. Similarly, she uses them for Avoidance to get out of doing things with people she’d rather not see, like attending in-law birthday parties. Diversion she reserves for distracting her husband from something else—for instance, a scratched bumper on his new truck—but she jokes that incident caused her a mild case of TMJ. Finally, she uses a quick blowjob as Substitution when it’s just more convenient: “Like when I washed the sheets that morning, or actually took time to straighten and style my hair, or I have to be somewhere in eight minutes, and I don’t have time to deal with that after sex semen spunk dripping down my leg.”
I confess that I probably use the Substitution BJ card more often than the others. I can totally identify with offering fellatio instead of intercourse when I have just washed the sheets! The same applies when I’m on my period. Who needs bloodstains on your mattress? Blowjobs are quick and easy with no clean-up, especially since I have no qualms about swallowing. Why bother spitting in a tissue or running to spit in the bathroom? No fuss no muss, as I always say. Limited time and opportunity for full-on sex also leads to me “whipping out” the BJ card. To be honest, my orgasms take some time and privacy. (I can get a bit vocal.) My husband, on the other hand, can shoot a quick and silent load in my mouth in a matter of minutes in our walk-in closet when necessary.
I can’t say that I have never played the other BJ cards she describes, but they are not really my style. Over the years of our marriage, I have at one time or another offered my husband oral sex to evade, avoid, or divert for some reason. However, if I were to add a fifth BJ card to her list, I would call it Reward, and it is by far my most preferred.
A recent example comes to mind. We had a storm knock down a tree in our backyard. My husband just put on his gloves, grabbed the chainsaw, and spent the entire day cleaning it all up. That night he crashed on the bed, clearly sore and exhausted from all the physical labor, but he didn’t complain. At times like that, I want nothing more than to reward him for his efforts by pleasuring him the way I know best. My mouth waters just thinking about taking his flaccid penis in my mouth and gently sucking it to a rigid erection. I don’t have to specifically tell him he’s getting rewarded for being a great husband because it is implicit in my loving act of fellatio. Even as tired as he was, I soon brought him to a toe-curling, sheet-grasping, explosive orgasm in my mouth.
Besides being a wonderful husband, he is an amazing father, too, and that has “earned” him more blowjobs than anything in our marriage. I remember those nights when our kids were babies that he climbed out of bed in the middle of the night to tend to them. However long it took to get them to settle down and go back to sleep, when he returned to the quiet comfort of our bed, I eagerly wrapped my lips around his penis and tended to his needs.
I also think of all the holidays he made so special for our children, staying up into the wee hours of Christmas morning putting together bicycles or whatever. Afterward, I would dangle a piece of mistletoe over his lap and tell him I wanted to give him a special kiss. I always wondered how we would explain it if the kids saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus in that way! From decorating Easter eggs with the kids, to taking them trick or treating on Halloween, or making them feel like royalty on their birthdays, my husband has given them so many precious memories. He’s never done those things in order to be rewarded, but I admit that I’ve not only gone down on Santa, but the Easter Bunny and even the Tooth Fairy. Yes, I’m a bonafide Momstitute.
But to be perfectly honest, I don’t really need a reason for giving my husband a blowjob. Sometimes it’s just a spontaneous expression of my love for him. Blowjobs are passionate and personal and mutually pleasing. He likes receiving them and I like giving them. It’s really just as simple as that. What are your thoughts?
Very well written, and I can tell you're sincere. I never really categorized my blowjobs, but I get your point. In my case, I just really love giving Jim BJ'S because when I do, I'm totally in control of his body as I engulf his penis. I know how much he loves and appreciates my oral talents and the way in which I complete the man-loving gesture by drinking every last drop of his thick, creamy juice. I sometimes leave some on my lips so he can taste it when we kiss – mmmm, so sweet!
And there are times when I would add another category to your list – a precautionary blowjob; that's one where I will go down on him before we go to a "dressy" event together and I'm wearing a low cut, sexy type dress (no panties, of course) and I need to tame his beast before his massive hardon puts on a show in his pants for all to see. I have even gone down on him in the car in the parking lot of the venue, and several times in bathrooms.
SO, I totally get your story, thanks!
Thanks, CreamyPatty. I love your "precautionary blowjob" concept. There are certainly occasions when it just makes sense to "tame his beast" with a quickie. And, he always appreciates the impromptu tension release.
My wife also uses BJs in a similar fashion. She has never used the term "BJ card" but she definitely uses them as a substitute, a reward, a distraction, and as an incentive to get what she wants. It's very effective.
I have often noted in most of my previous posts that I am most fond of providing my husband with oral gratification. I don't need a reason or any type of justification to give my husband what I love to do for him. Sucking my husband's cock is a gesture that I lovingly & willingly give. I often ask my husband to feed me his cock, & there are times I don't ask at all. I have walked up to him many times to give him sweet kisses and caressed him with loving hands. He almost always welcomes my advances & lets me have my way with him. Unbuckling his pants, caressing his cock & dropping to my knees to suck him off is what I like to do for him. I love the feeling when his cock swells & pulses his cum in my mouth.
I enjoy sucking him to sleep, & sucking him off in the morning makes the day for both of us. I've always loved sucking him off. Feeling his cock grow hard and sucking him deep in my mouth is what I like to do for him. He enjoys feeding me his cock, & I enjoy the intimacy of sucking the cum from his cock as my reward. I don't need a reason to pleasure my husband. I pleasure him because it's what I love to do. As Honeysuckle mentioned, it's a loving expression that is mutually satisfying and pleasurable.
My feelings exactly!
Wow. LORD JESUS, please give me a wife like this someday. Amen.
There is something wonderful about a husband's silky smooth, hard cock in a loving wife's mouth.
I love giving my Passionate Pastor oral. Keep getting it, wives!
Yum Yum, I love your comments. What a lucky husband to have a wife who loves giving this most intimate gift. Have you written a story for MH? Maybe something similar to this post would be very exciting to read!
Hey Yum Yum, I don’t know if you have noticed but I have mentioned you in several of my replies because you have similar passions as me. We enjoy the same things and don’t mind telling others honestly.
So, keep up the great sex, cocksucking and cumming big when being eaten the way you love by your loving hubby! Peace!
I just love to suck and tease his cock! No BJ card needed; I love to please him.
YumYum, I can see where your screen name cums from! You like to eat him up! Yum yum! For sure! I love your sex positive attitude and how you desire to give him pleasure! Married sex is the greatest!
I guess I do have a sex-positive attitude, but I never thought enough about it to put it in a category. With all of life's ups & downs, it's nice to have a safe & loving home & someone to share it with. Being of good health, true to our faith & vows, trust & respect for one another, and providing each other with pleasure make our marriage work.
But my loving husband also desires to give me pleasure. He has always loved sucking my pussy & he enjoys providing me with all the orgasms that I can lovingly endure. Like a BJ, it's is such an intimate gesture, and cumming in his mouth while his tongue is in me is something we both love. "Yum Yum" comes from my husband's love of my juicy pussy & sucking and fingering me till my pussy pulses & my cunt quivers. And I love feeding him the honey from my pussy. With him in front of me, fingers inside my pussy, & my wand vibrator on the right spots, I cum easily & he gets to watch & feel the contractions. My pussy melts in his mouth as he gently sucks me up. I call this Bliss Mode.
How's that for sex-positive?
Honeysuckle, it’s been a while since reading one of your posts. I really love your stories because your love for your husband seems genuine , and your passion is evident for giving him beautiful blowjobs. The way you describe your love for pleasing him in this way and how much you enjoy this selfless act is such an incredible turn on. I can only imagine the incredible pleasure he feels and how deep his love for you must be. Thank you for sharing and please keep writing your stories!
Thanks for your kind words, Dewmaker. I will try to write more often. It's both erotic and cathartic for me. My husband also enjoys my sexy prose. We get to have our cake and eat it too.
I'm out of town for a few days—Actually, a 5-day weekend at the lake with my girlfriends. After a 7-hour drive, I'll be tired when I get home, and I'll get a good night's rest if my husband lets me. The next morning will be just for me & my husband. He'll wake up with a hard cock, & I will provide him with loving lips & suck him slow & deep. I want his hard cock deep in my mouth. I love feeling how it swells when he's about to cum. I want to feel his cum pulsing in my mouth. I love pleasuring my husband, and sucking the cum from his cock is so very intimate. The early morning blow jobs are the best!!
You are a great wife!