New Year’s Eve Oral Story & (Not Another) Long LM Poem!
[UPDATE: Since my poetry is not exactly popular with many readers on MH… I am adding this true story about what actually happened today, on the morning of New Year’s Eve.]
Since my wife Melodie’s and my deal is that I receive oral sex/ fellatio on holidays and special occasions, we “celebrated” New Year’s this morning! Before our showers, I turned on our Christmas tree lights. The tree is in our bedroom this year for the first time.
We got up, walked the dog, showered, and then met nude on the bed. The Christmas tree’s multicolored lights were on, and I had also turned on our halite lamps. As always, my wife was a true beauty to me. Her curvy form and porcelain skin still makes my heart leap. My penis began rising, too, as we kissed and touched.
I added coconut oil and Creamsicle-flavored Aloe Cadabra to her already moist pussy, and I spent some time stroking her clitty while sucking her titty. Then I handed her our wand vibe and went back to loving on her nipples – as she buzzed her clitoris. Occasionally I would move up to do the tongue dance while kissing – but then I focused right back on her cute nipples.
“My turn!” she insisted after a few very pleasurable minutes. The fact is, SHE loves stimulating my man nips as much as I enjoy her womanly nipples.
So I rolled onto my back, and SHE loved on my man nipples as we took turns pumping my rod. Then she slid down, and the party REALLY began as she started her oral ministrations on my hard erection!
That feels wonderful!” I said as she ran her closed lips up and down my very sensitive tip. Then she engulfed most of my length and began bobbing her hand in earnest as one hand simultaneously pumped my shaft with her thumb and forefinger. But she paused the private sex party because of pain in her back. (She’s having back surgery soon.)
I reassured her that I loved her and it was OK. Then I stood up by her side of the bed, and she sat on the edge. She engulfed my full length over and over as she bobbed forward & back. To say it felt good would be a vast understatement!
In less than 30 seconds of this, her latest brilliant technique, I advised her that I was about to come. I came IN her mouth seven days ago on Christmas Eve, so this time, she pulled back and lifted her voluptuous boobs with one arm under them as her hand resumed pumping me.
I had an enormous orgasm and sprayed her from neck to knees with my man cream. Then she did something that was kind of new. She used both hands to rub my semen all over the front of her body – including all around her beautiful breasts and into her perfect pussy.
Then she laid down and invited me to minister to her boobies. What a treat in more ways than one. Some of the residues from the Cream Sickel lube had gotten mixed in as she had swiped her pussy with her cum-covered hands. So I first licked off some cream-sickle cum from her full & shapely breasts then her nipples became my favorite treat.
She went to work on her pussy with a bullet vibrator as my mouth kept busy on her titty. Everything we’d done had her so wired, and when she’s that aroused, she is especially beautiful! She went to her orgasmic peak in record time—20 seconds! By then, I was sucking her right nip vigorously. I could feel her back arch as she sighed and gasped when the waves of pleasure hit her and rocked her beautiful body!
Rhetorically, I asked when I paused my titty-sucking for a second, “Are you cumming?”
“Yes!!!” she said rather loudly in her husky sex voice.
Afterward, we cuddled and kissed and rejoiced in yet another amazing immersion into the lake of married passion!
The below poem was written earlier on in this holiday season. When I found out it was to be published on New Year’s Day, I added a couple of stanzas.
Not Another Long LM Poem
(LovingMan’s voice)
As MH readers lay in bed
With the rest of the long year ahead
To their shock, they did see
A poem written by me
(MH reader’s voice)
“Not another LM poem!” they said
“It’s probably about his wife
Who’s sexy and the joy of his life
Should I read it?” they think.
“It will probably stink
With weird rhymes like ‘drum & fife’”
“He’ll say she’s unfailingly kind
And she has a very sharp mind
He’ll praise her beauty
Say she’s a real cutie
And her Nordic eyes are quite sublime”
“He’ll specifically mention his dick
Implying it’s long and it’s thick
Say her boobs are the best
With a round curvy chest
And his member she monthly will lick”
“He’ll talk about sucking her tits
And how he likes that quite a bit
And her sucking his cock
While he’s hard as a rock
I’m not sure if it’s worth the fit…”
“…that I throw when I finally read it
But up in my bed, I will sit
And as I start to read
I begin to concede
That it’s funny—at least a bit.”
“They will try several sex positions
Depending on health conditions
It’s an organ recital
But I think that I will
Give a try to their sexy traditions.”
“They’ll do doggy and their ‘X’ position
Their favorite sex-time traditions
And she’ll buzz her clitty
While he sucks her titty
And try new techniques or additions.”
“Tom & Melodie’s love will shine through
With my spouse, it makes me want to do
Some of their sexy things
My queen and her king
Inspired to try something new.”
(LovingMan’s voice)
So, to all who read this, I say
Whether at night or in the day
That in poems, I tell
Of male and female
Hope you’ll laugh; be inspired by our ways
This won’t win a Pulitzer Prize
Of course, that’s no big surprise
I write for the fun of
And to tell everyone of
Sex enduring in marital ties
We’ve been married for 30 years
Full of great joy and some tears
And the sex is still great
Between me and my mate
We still are each other’s dears
(By the way:)
“Organ recital” comes from a joke
Seniors gather and make fun and poke
It’s an organ recital
As we talk about all
Our health problems over a Coke
I hope that you enjoyed this poem
It probably caused you to groan
They are so fun to write
Usually late at night
When insomnia makes my mind roam
I don’t put them all on M-Heat
To do so would be a real feat
But their ratings are low
Yet SOME like them, so
For a few of you, they are a treat
For those readers who do really hate them
None of you have sought to berate them
Many just will not read ’em
And some will not heed ’em
And of course, some will lowly rate them
I still think my rhymes are quite clever
Though clearly, they’re not the best ever
But I find my poems fun
‘Bout unique things we’ve done
Though some of you will read them never
About sex positions, I’ll say
We do missionary on some days
And sometimes do cowgirl
And others, given a whirl
There are so many ways to play
She gives BJs on each holiday
It’s her special-occasion foray
Her blow jobs are so great
A ten plus do they rate
An incredible show of amore
And since it is now New Year’s Day
Fellatio fun’s on the way
Something to celebrate
With my cute loving mate
And that is important to say
I’m finding it hard to stop writing
As different adventures, I’m citing
So I’ll quit while ahead
And just go to bed
‘Cause it’s sleep that I seem to be fighting
(After reading this to Melodie, I will add:)
My wife says my poetry’s painful
She gives me a look that is baneful
But I keep writing more
Though to some, they’re a bore
I’ve probably written a train full
So Happy New Year, MH friends
Thanks for your patience with poems I’ve penned
Keep loving your spouse
May your fire not be doused
This is the wish that I send
(Poem is over. Now about that joke that I mentioned:
Question: What do you call a gathering of us elderly people talking about their health issues?
Answer: An organ recital!)




LovingMan (and Melodie): Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! And thanks for your tireless crusade to overcome obstacles and keep the monogamous, marriage bed, passion-fires burning!
Literary styles are liked or disliked, but faithful stewardship of the power of passion in marriage is so important. I believe you and I think alike on this, and I’m proud to be aligned with you!
Good lines: “Keep loving your spouse. May your fire not be doused This is the wish that I send!” Couldn’t agree more, brother!
QueenandHubbie- thank you for your kind words. We are SO grateful to still have opportunities to passionately love each other.
I added the true New Years Eve Morning story because it was just so unique and wonderful. And I figured most MH readers would prefer that story to my loooong multi-limerick poem. But judging from the count, most readers saw “…LM Poem” and they stayed away. Too bad.
But again, I truly appreciate your positive comments! And I certainly appreciated the sexual encounters with my sexy, kind, & beautiful Melodie that inspired the story and poem!
This is some self-deprecating humor at its finest!
Why thank you Fearless Lunk. That is exactly what the poem is. Funny but I had not realized that!