For Discussion: Wildest Place You’ve Ever Masturbated
I know there are other posts on MH about masturbating at work, etc. but I thought this would be a good starter for the ladies.
I know I find stories of female masturbation fun and quite arousing, especially the ones where the woman was just so incredibly horny that she had to get herself off no matter what (e.g., in a parking lot, at work, in the car while her hubby was driving, outside somewhere, in a hot tub—perhaps someone else’s, etc. The sky’s the limit.)
All you hot, horny MH ladies, let’s hear your wildest tales. It’ll be encouraging to know that there are other women who couldn’t wait and had to take care of business somewhere risky—or maybe the location/situation was what made you want to in the first place! And who knows? Perhaps if husbands could share such examples with their wives with an “It would be so hot if you wanted to do something like that, too,” attitude, other ladies might find their inhibitions lessening and their sex lives heating up as well.
Nice to see Booty asking such a thought provoking question – you are such a hottie, girl!
I would have to say that an experience Jim and I had the first year we were married tops the list. We were on a camping trip out west and we left our little cabin to do a load of laundry in the small public laundry room they had at the campground. I threw a load in, everything we had after three days on the road, and was wearing only one of Jim's long t-shirts.
I was still horny after a very hot lovemaking session about an hour earlier, and an idea hit me; I walked up to the washing machine and positioned my pussy square on the front/left corner and the vibration was awesome! The machine was warm against my clit and I rode that machine for two incredible orgasms.
I remember Jim thought I spilled something on the lower part of his shirt, and when I told him what I did he got so hard I immediately sat on his face as he ate me while I worked my clit.
We cancelled the hike we planned and went at it like rabbits instead!
Well Creamy, you did it again! Got me all wet and horny! First of all, you being daring enough just to wear your hubby's tshirt without any bra or panties on…NICE! And then humping the washing machine and when you could have been caught? Yep…just the thought has got my pussy creamy! Very hot, CP…very hot!!! Now, if you'll excuse me… I have a date with my washing machine!
Hi Creamy! I've read your story more than once and it never fails to turn me on. I keep imagining that someone walked in on you but that you just kept humping the washing machine to completion. Do you have any other hot masturbation stories to share? Sure hope so!
If you try this make sure the washing machine is a top loader and slightly off-balance.
My husband’s office. I had to pick something up for him late one night (I have access to his office) and while I was there I decided to enjoy myself in his chair. It was pretty effing hot. Of course, I sent a video to my husband of my fingers rubbing my clit. I was so wet and made a mess but I did not clean it up. That was for him to see the next day!
Can’t wait to read all the responses! I’m already hot thinking about them. I also get incredibly hot and horny when I read about women fingering themselves. Fingers crossed you get a big response! Man, I’m gonna have to take care of myself right now
Very nice Lovely! I'm assuming you got totally naked? Did you take your time? Did you walk around some outside his office? Thanks for the hot story! I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets turned on by women playing with themselves!
Keep em cumming ladies!!! The more detail, the better! 😍
So far the only places I've masturbated outside of my bedroom are in the hot tub (typically if I'm at home by myself) and in the car on long trips with a blanket and pillow on my lap. But I haven't yet found how to get myself near climax just using my fingers. It always takes a face-down grinding on a towel for me to get that worked up. But the stimulation is relaxing for me, especially when it's accompanied with sexy thoughts about my future husband. I just have more to learn about self-pleasure because I'm stuck in one technique. And I know there's more!
Try working on your breasts, especially your nipples off and on while clit flicking.
I’m the same way when it comes to long trips! Maybe it’s I’m just bored but idk I always get so horny when I’m on the road for a while 😂
Are you saying you’re on a trip with your family while you’re masturbating? Or driving solo? I definitely don’t have the guts to touch myself while my family is around 😅
But when I’m on long trips, especially on long country backroads, I’ll end up pulling my cock out to stroke with one hand while I’m driving. I’ve had to stop at a gas station bathroom a few times to blow my load cause I didn’t want to make a mess of my car 🤣
Yes, ladies, please share! Keep your stories cumming! They’ll be doubly encouraging – to our wives and us!
Speaking for Melodie… She perhaps is unusual because pretty much all her masturbation involve me as well. Here is a list of her (& our) experiences of that:
Many years ago I had surgery in a state far from ours. We did phone sex and she masturbated to orgasm. She used a vibrator as we talked to each other and described what we were doing. I had to do this when I was “showering” because the rest of the time I had a heart (EKG) monitor on.
Several times she initially began exposing her breasts and rubbing & pinching her titties then putting her hand in her pants to rub her clit while we were driving. Once coming home from a family wedding and twice at a national wildlife refuge… two different refuges. Both times times we pulled over in the refuge and had sex with her kneeling on the seat and me standing outside. One of those times SHE was driving.
Parking lot of a shopping center!
Well GG, you are a woman of few words. hahaha Care to share more? What got you so horny? And did you take your pants and panties off completely? Any tit and nipple play in there? C'mon, tell us all the hot and juicy details. 😍
Hi GG! Any chance you'd share with us all the details of your "parking lot masturbation" experience? I, for one, would LOVE to hear all the juicy details! And I know I'm not the only one. You rock, girlfriend!
I love this question! I enjoy masturbating and like the rush of excitement doing it in riskier places too. Fitting rooms, while driving, in my office (yay for a private office!)
Once, I remember feeling pretty horny after a bike ride (the saddle can sometimes give a nice stimulation) and I found a fitting room to bring myself to an orgasm but I ended up squirting. That was still when I didn’t squirt so often, so it was a nice surprise. I didn’t plan for it but it was hot.
That is very arousing knowing that. I’ve often thought about masturbating in a fitting room, I always seem to get hard there, and often wondered if any women had the same urge
Ourbestlife, good to hear I’m not alone with this! I enjoy the fact that I can watch myself in the mirror and the naughtiness factor definitely makes it hotter too.
Jill Marie, I couldn’t agree more about the mirror. Next time I’m in a generic fitting room, I’m really going to be curious what’s going on in the one next to me. Thanks for the inspiration.
I think that would make a great story on its own. You should share the full details and any other times, I think it would be very popular
I masturbated in the nursery while breastfeeding my son.
My wife is very low sex drive. But, when she breastfed our kids, she said she got really horny. She even felt weird or guilty about it. She didn't masturbate, but we did have some hot sex right afterward sometimes. She always felt bad afterward that breastfeeding turned her on so much.
Very understandable. Somewhere on MH several of us admitted being turned on while nursing.
My wife was on a girls trip where they had rented a beach condo for the week. The other ladies had early flights while my wife's flight was later in the day. That meant she had the condo to herself for a couple of hours. We had engaged in some hot sexting the night before, so we were both eager to see each other later that night. She sent me a text while I was on my way to the grocery store that read, "I am so horny, I don't think I can get on a plane like this." My response was "Well don't!" The next thing I know, she is sending me pictures of her fingers rubbing her freshly shaved pussy overlooking the beachgoers below. The next message was "My fingers aren't doing the trick." This message was then followed by a picture of a large ribbed hairbrush handle fully inserted inter her pussy, still visible to onlookers 's below. She demanded that I pull over and send a picture of my hard throbbing cock. I barely made it to the grocery store parking lot! She continued to pleasure herself until she came and squirted all over the balcony. She insisted that I finish myself in the parking lot… which I did.
We live on a farm, and I always mow our (very large) yard area. For some reason, mowing makes me horny. Probably all the bumping and grinding. Also, I always wear a bathing suit top to soak up some of the Georgia sun. My large titties are generally fairly exposed and, of course, bouncing around. Admittedly, it turns me on to think about people driving by and admiring them dancing about, hoping for a wardrobe malfunction. I've noticed more than a few necks cranking to watch. That's probably what made me so horny this one particular day—so much so that I paused the mower behind the house for a few minutes to see just how wet I was. The seat was soaked, probably most of it from sweat. But, sliding a few fingers into my pink pussy quickly clarified that much of the wetness was NOT sweat. I lay back a bit, propping my feet on the sides of the 'zero-turn' device, plunged my fingers deep into my creamy hole and rolled my fingertips along my swollen clit. Then, I slid my soaking wet shorts to the side and formed four fingers in a makeshift cock, bracing my hand on the seat. I slid my aching cunt straight down onto them, pulsing up and down, enjoying the mower's parked vibration in conjunction. After a minute or so of that, I pulled my shorts off completely. I slid my ass right up to the edge of the seat and let my legs fall open, exposing my entire drenched pussy to the warm summer breeze. I can make myself cum FAST with some quick hand maneuvering, so I did just that. I vigorously rubbed my engorged clit with one hand while my other hand reached up to expose one entire breast and tug gently on my hard, pencil-eraser nipple. I may have squirted a bit, as I generally do during such a masturbating session; there was definitely a pool of sexy wetness mixed with grass and dust on the mower just below my pussy party. Thankfully, my moans were drowned out by the mower engine. I knew I was home alone, but I didn't know how long that would be the case and didn't want to give my kids a scare or the UPS man a show (at least not up close). I caught my breath, pulled on my shorts, situated my top, released the emergency brake on the mower and went on my merry way cutting the grass. I've always been a multi-tasker. Good thing we don't have neighbors. 😉
Thinking of you doing that has me dripping wet. Thanks.
Thanks this 🔥 sexy visual!!!!
New meaning to playing in the grass!
When I farmed, my wife enjoyed the tractor rides too.
Soaking up the sun, very hot masturbation, mowing the lawn… definately full service landscaping!
Very nicely written!
Well Creamy Patty, I found a new way to masturbate or should I say renewed an old method. Our new local car wash is open late. So I dropped by one evening to wash my wife’s car. As I was vacuuming the seats, I remembered using a vacuum to masturbate when I was a teen. (Ok it was on a dare, which turned out to be very nice indeed.) So I looked around and there was only one other car at the far end of the vacuum station. So I jumped in, pulled down my shorts, and began jerking off until I got hard. Then I took the vacuum, cleaned the end of the hose, and slowly inserted my throbbing cock into it. It felt really great and took me back to when I was 14 using my mom's old vacuum. In less than a minute, I had a really strong orgasm and shot a huge load. I was shaking from the intensity and just waited a minute to calm down a bit and let my member rest. After a couple more minutes, I was horny again as my member started to grow thinking about how good it felt. So I took the vacuum hose and slipped my cock back in. The vacuum vibrated my cock intensely, making it swell larger and harder than normal from the suction. It did not take long before I was arching my back and thrusting my cock in as far as it would go and had another intense and a little painful orgasm. When I pulled my member out, it was red and purple and very swollen at the head, but overall it felt awesome. I will be visiting again soon but limiting my time to one good climax to avoid the overswelling from the vacuum. Bonus is that the vacuums are free to use, and we have unlimited use of the car wash with a monthly pass😜
Thanks.
Oh, my! Sooo hot!
I’m just wondering how good a blowjob would feel after your cock is swollen and super sensitive. Bring your wife along next time and have her go down on you!
I can’t even imagine how big Jim’s cock would get with a vacuum suck., I wonder if could fully throat him in that state. I know he would love to test me 😎
Husbands, is your wife out shopping after dropping the kids off at an activity or sports practice? Call her and encourage her to buy a new vibe and try it out in the parking lot, recording the audio for you.
Maybe not too wild, but definitely a very enjoyable masturbation memory for me was hiking when I went camping. I often camp alone, and one of the times I was out in the desert, I hiked way back into a canyon. There was hardly anybody around to begin with, but I knew that I was far enough into the canyon I’d be aware of someone approaching. I found a place in the sun and pulled out my cock. It was already slightly hard from the thought of what was coming next. The sun warmed it as I got harder and harder while I played with it. I got my shorts completely off, grabbed my travel-size lube out of my backpack, and found a comfortable warm rock. It being so dry out, I made sure to slather lots of lube on while I teased the head of my dick while playing with my balls. I squirted more lube on, and in doing so, ended up with way too much. I figured I better not waste it, so I spread it to my other hand and began to tease my asshole while pumping my throbbing cock. Before I knew it, and without even realizing, my finger was buried in my ass and I was just beginning to insert a second. At that moment, I came like I haven’t in a very long time, splattering it all over my belly and hands. After I regained my composure, I cleaned up and began the hike back to my tent to take a snooze. That was the first of many masturbation sessions that trip.
Probably not really wild compared to some others experiences here. But I once jacked off in a public restroom at the airport in San Antonio, Texas.
I masturbated on my stepson’s bed while he and his mom were out for the afternoon. The element of taboo added extra excitement to my masturbation. And to me, it was no harm, no foul for anyone.
I love this topic! Thanks for posting it, Booty! I'm another woman that gets really turned on by female masturbation and especially the risky (I was so horny, I just couldn't wait) stories. "Caught stories" do it to me too. I hope the stories keep cumming! Lots of good ones on here so far. Hoping there's a lot more to come!
Booty,
I just wanted you to know that Jim and I spent an hour talking about you during one of our late night MH readings.
We’re your ears burning? Anything else burning 🔥
Have a nice weekend. Stay wet and horny!
"We’re your ears burning?"
Well, they are now!! haha What all were you talking about? 😍
Hope you and Jim are having a great weekend too! Hugs!
Please remember that this is not a forum for personal back-and-forth. We'd appreciate your keeping the discussion on topic and directed to the entire MH audience.
I think thongmom won this round. Thongmom should write some stories on MH. You sound like you have a great sex life.
My car was in the shop for a week. It meant my 20-minute drive to work became an hour bus ride and a 10-minute walk from Home to the bus stop. It was an older bus and usually half full at most. I'd stopped in the bathroom before leaving work to avoid an emergency and to remove my bra after wearing it all day. I then moved near the back of the bus avoiding the occupied seats and leaving a gap to the same window seat I chose that morning. The bumpy ride meant my nipples rubbed against the material making me glad no one was seated next to me as they pushed two peaks into my blouse.
I started thinking about the discussions on MH about nipplegasms as the bolts of pleasure moved from my nipples to my pussy. Usually, the bus does not stop again until the suburbs. But a young couple climbed aboard, taking my mind off my hard nipples. Don’t sit near me, please don’t sit—no use they were across the aisle and up one row. The aisle seat in front of me was stuck in reclined position leaving a gap where I could see them if I leaned forward.
They wasted no time kissing, and she took off her raincoat and covered them up with it. They were so amorous it made me warm—or was I just horny? Shame on me, but I occasionally leaned forward. I caught a glimpse of her breast with her sweater pulled above it before the raincoat was readjusted to recover her modesty.
Without my thinking, my hand had moved to my breast, enjoying my hard nipple. The early winter sunset left me in darkness and bolder to enjoy my nipples and to peek at the couple. Her arm, now moving up and down, told me she was giving him a hand job as he felt her occasionally-exposed side boob, even affording a glimpse of a nipple almost as thick and hard as the one my hand was pinching and tugging.
My other hand undid my slacks and found my wetness. My eyes closed as I concentrated on pleasure. I lost track of time; only the bus coming to a stop made me aware that we had almost completed the journey.
The lights of a shopping strip lit the inside of the bus. A group of shoppers waiting to cross the street could see me, and although a few smiled, I don’t think they could know what my hands had been doing.
Even though I didn’t finish, I decided taking the bus wasn’t that bad.
Nice story, SecondMarge. I've been hoping to find something from you!
Thanks for posting your hot story, Marge! Glad to see you sharing your story with us. Hope you'll write more stories in the future. Anyway, I found you bus masturbation story very hot! I wanted you to finish. I was sad you made it to your stop before you came!! Please write more.
CP, I'm hoping you have more wild masturbation stories to share? Pretty please.
And LadyGarden, I would really love to hear a risky masturbation (have you ever been caught?) from you too. I love when you post, too!!
When I was younger I used to spend a lot of time masturbating staying over at my sister’s house, listening to her and her husband have sex. Usually, I would just stay in their spare room and pleasure myself with a dildo, which she bought for me. But I got to the point where I’d try to watch them. I only got a glimpse once, but there were a few times that I masturbated right outside of their bedroom door in the hallway while listening to them. I loved the way he talked to her (bitch, slut, little whore, etc), not to mention that I had a huge crush on my brother-in-law. I would imagine seducing him; now I’m glad I never had the courage to try lol. But yeah, to answer the question, leaning up against my sister's bedroom door while her husband pounded her into ecstasy.
-Cindy
Here's something I've done. When my husband and I have been traveling, just the two of us, and I am feeling really horny, I will get completely naked in the passenger seat, prop my feet up on the dash, and proceed to play with my pussy and tits. I like to make it last as long as possible. I alternate between rubbing my clit and fingering myself (2 or 3 fingers) and playing with my tits and hard nipples. I like massaging my tits and tweaking my nipples and rolling them between my thumb and index finger. Mmmm, feels good. Sometimes, I will even bring my nipples to my mouth and lick them. When I finally allow myself to cum, I explode in delight! I make a lot of noise when I cum! Hubby loves it! The louder the better, he always says. Oh, and I always cum several times. I'm never done with just one orgasm. My pussy always wants more. When my hubby eats my pussy, he'll make me cum multiple times (at least 4 or 5) before giving me his dick. Anyway, back to my car story: I will ride naked for quite some time and continue to play with myself. My husband can hardly contain himself! He will look for some place to pull off and park so that he can fuck me hard! (well, after he eats me, that is 🙂 )
Oh, and I would really love to hear more from hornyGG on her parking lot masturbation escapade too! By the way GG, I seem to remember reading from you that you once did a nude photoshoot for Ben as a gift. Would you be willing to write a story about your experience? If memory serves me correctly, you might have ended up masturbating during the shoot? That would be an awesome story to share too.
[Note from MH: GG's story was published as a book on Amazon by the previous MH admins. There is a used copy available in our BookShop: https://bookshop.org/shop/marriageheat ]
Definitely not as wild as some of the other comments here.. idk what it is about long drives but they make me super horny. While driving through empty country roads for hours, at times I’ll just pull out my cock and stroke as I’m going down the road. Not enough to really cum but just enough to get some enjoyment and entertainment from it. Eventually I won’t be able to take it anymore so I pull over and shoot my load in the first gas station bathroom I come across 😂😂
Hi Alwayswet! I thought I'd give you a shout out here. I'm glad to see you posting again. How's motherhood treating you? I remember you posting how incredibly horny you were during your pregnancy. How 'bout now? I also remember that you had to masturbate constantly while pregnant. So, here's the point of my reaching out to you. Do you have any wild masturbation stories you'd be willing to share with the rest of us? I would love to read a wild story from you!
Wild places to jack off? Maybe not wild but away from home…..on the interstate while traveling, beautiful State Park parking area, State Police patrol office restroom in full uniform at the urinal one lonely weekend morning, on a huge rock outcrop in a secluded forest with the Spring sun warming my nude body!
Hmm. I pumped my manhood on the Atchafalaya Swamp Freeway at 4am traveling for work and shot all over my hand. Jacked in a sauna at a country club and shot my load. Shot on my desk at work one night when I was the only one in the office. Jacked into a urinal when on break when I worked at a department store in college. When I was on the POA board I went to check the neighborhood pool at midnight. Got horny when I saw the water and stripped down. Jacked with the jets and shot my load. Have jacked in the backyard naked before. Also skinny-dipped and jacked with the jets in our pool in the daytime before.
My love and I had driven to church and were in the back parking lot; no one else was walking around (it was a weekday) and we got frisky; she pulled her shirt up, and bra, and stroked me until I came all over her pretty tits… she laughed and wiped it up – "are you more relaxed now?"
Enjoying reading all these fun escapades! For me it was on one of our “no rules” weekends away at a couples retreat. Since it was a “no rules” weekend Satin Queen had only packed silky panties for us both to wear for the trip! That afternoon we were out to lunch we three other couples who had attended the retreat with us and we were all horny and flirty and talking about enjoying our alone times at the hotel. I was especially hard and horny and squirming around because of constant titillation from the filmy fabric of the emerald green silky satin and lace panties she had picked for me that day. My wife kept slyly stroking me under the table and finally I whispered to her, “you better stop or I’m going to cream these panties right here!” She whispered back,”go to the bathroom and jack off!” So I did, and it was so good! For her: one day at an afternoon matinée movie, we had the theater to ourselves except for one other couple who sat behind us several rows. My wife had on a tight white v- neck tee shirt, a button up denim skirt and light blue with white lace trimmed panties. We started making out and I unbuttoned the middle buttons of her skirt and slid my hand up to her panties. Pulling the crotch to one side, I inserted my fingers and started fingering her the way she likes. She slid her ass to the front of the theater seat, spread her legs and started pinching her nipples while I worked her clit. . She came with a shuddering, mostly silent, triple orgasm. Mmm good!
Vanessa says she and her sisters once had the idea to cozy up to the water jets in a pool and let the pressure stimulate their clits… and yes I’m horny just thinking about Vanessa and all her hot sisters doing that. Wow. 🥵 🔥
Well since masturbation is a major part of my release, and I have traveled a lot there have been a lot of risky times I have pumped this cock. In the car while driving. In a pool with jets. In a jacuzzi while others were in it (it was a large spa) with lots of bubbles. In an airplane row, to myself with blanket on night flight. I did not have orgasm, because I did not want mess, but kept myself hard for much of a 7.5 hour flight. Public restroom at work. I had to update computers at work one night and was only one in building and masturbated at my desk. that time, my wife called me and gave me JOI, she was horny and wanted me to get horny too. I went on a 18 mile greenway walk one day and was listening to erotica and had to stop when no one was around and went over a levee to this river and stood next to river and wanked. Many mornings during the week, I walk our dog in our apartment complex. I go outside with a hard on in the dark and make sure it is presented with good shorts on. As I walk, I tug on it to keep it alive. Once I wore a remote vibrator while walking and had to stop and hide in a corner to get it off after I had cum in a sock that I had tied around myself. I go on our flat roof and look out over city and wank. I am bit of an exhibitionist when it comes to masturbation. I am sure there are others that I am missing. My wife does not know about all of it, but she knows I get myself off especially when she is not in mood. She filmed me once as well, I almost forgot about that one.
I’ve masturbated in the women’s locker room in college -summer months – no one around. Jacked off several times in the loo on planes. At my desk in the office late at night. In the men’s room during work – several times over the years. In an airline club restaurant room. In my car while driving. Once during a conference call business meeting. In a shopping mall parking lot. On a hotel balcony at night. I remember pressing in my cock during dinner with business colleagues and cumming without anyone noticing.
Yes SilverGold, I too have masturbated at work in the toilets when I’ve felt the need to. (I worked much better afterwards as a result of a happy release !). I have done it in the Office when everyone had gone home, in the car in a quiet Car Park several feet away from another car in which a couple were obviously’ courting – her head was bobbing up and down – that was exciting and very messy !