A New Interest

There has been discussion about kinks, and I wrote in an earlier post that I found male balls extremely titillating.  I never thought I’d find myself interested in things that most people probably deem “kinky”, but I’m surprising myself.

So…my new interest (and I know this won’t be for everyone) is farting during sex.  More specifically, imagining my future husband farting while he’s inside me.

Yeah.

Writing it out does make it sound a little gross, or maybe just weird!  I’ll clarify and say that I don’t like the smells associated with gas, nor do I like when people are rude and do it around others or joke about it.  Bathroom or body function humor has always turned me off; I don’t believe it’s edifying or Godly speech.

However, I’ve come to a point where I find the sound of farts quite erotic in the marriage bed context.  It’s an addition to the wet, raw sounds of sex, and me being the SENSE-itive person that I am, this is just another spicy aspect that could be added to a sex repertoire.

Lately while masturbating I was building a hot scene about this in my head, set in (of all places) Ancient Rome.  I have no idea if this would be historically correct, but my fantasy entailed gladiators having their fill of women the night before a big fight, and I was imagining a pretty raunchy set-up.  The sweaty bodies and messy fluids and grunts and moans and cursing…along with the men squeezing out wet farts.

It sure got me heated up (though I need to add that I realize this fantasy was not pure or something I would condone.  I think it was partially inspired by clips I’ve seen from movies or TV shows involving the heavy sexuality of Ancient Rome).

Again, I fully get that some people aren’t into this.  There are plenty of kinks that I still find (and probably will always find) repulsive.  I think it was KingdomMan who did a post about seeing feet as sexy, and I have to say that I do not share that opinion.  And anything to do with choking or pain is a definite no with me.  I’d be fine with trying light bondage, blindfolding, or getting spanked, but I want sex to be enjoyable, and nothing with a blocked windpipe or a hurting body part is enjoyable to me.

Please post your thoughts in the comments! I’d be curious to know if this is a kink anyone else has, or if it’s a new thing.  As a side note, I can find ZERO erotic videos with the scenario I mentioned (guy passing gas while having sex with girl).  It’s all either between two men, or it’s a guy farting in a girl’s face.  No thank you.

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27 replies
  1. KingdomMan says:

    Hi LLL,
    At face value, any kink could seem weird to someone who does not share the same one. But I have discovered through my own that you don’t really get to choose what turns on the deep sexual recesses of your brain.
    Don’t let anyone judge your kinks, LLL. As long as they don’t break any Biblical boundaries, let your freak flag fly 😉

    • Bliss says:

      It has happened to us on a few times during sex but not often enough to remember if it's while I'm still in or after I pull out.For us it's just a benign thing not a turn on or off.

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      I have, and I probably have gotten close to doing it, but I try to keep everything pretty noiseless since I still live at home and my family might hear something.

    • Mtstreetdoc says:

      We have experienced “queefing” several times. It is usually when she was incredibly wet and I was super engorged. Certain positions allowed air to enter her vaginal canal on the outstroke and was forced out with the in stroke. It is fun when you can alter the duration and pitch of the “queef” like a slide whistle.

  2. Dedicated Love says:

    As far as kinks go I have quite a few. I always thought the idea of being a sex slave for my husband was hot and we role play that scenario a lot. We even have hand cuffs and a collar for me.
    For a while I was really into him kissing my back and I found the sensation of it breathtaking. I am into butt plugs and anal sex (him entering me), erotic tease and denial, and being tied up. I am also into spanking, slapping, choking, and role play in general.
    My husband is really into me acting like a dog (barking panting whining) and will ask me to bark during sex. There’s a lot of different kinks out there and I don’t think it’s weird

    • Bliss says:

      I have heard about guys dreading having to masturbate in a clinic.I think that would be an erotic experience but,I can also imagine the embarrassment of leaving an empty cup.

    • Stevefromwork says:

      I always figured I'd get a 4 post bed frame with curtains. She could be my slave chained to the floor by the ankle or I could be her slave tied to the post either works.

      Could be some kind of free use sex slave roleplay which could always cross over to semi public sex. Give her commands to wear or not wear something, maybe involving a remote. Lots of ideas for that rp.

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      Stevefromwork, one of my roleplay ideas is to tie my future husband to a bedpost or something and absolutely drive him insane with pleasure.

  3. ifeelmyself101 says:

    My theory on this is that your root of it is a desire to be with your partner in a way that's completely uninhibited, so that they have no embarrassment about things that happen in the midst of your lovemaking. Maybe the "kink" isn't so much about the farting as the intimacy.

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      That makes sense! It's the rawness, the complete inhibition of two bodies completely melding, that I yearn to experience.

    • Romantic Adventurer says:

      I agree I feel myself 101.
      Much of my training has led be to believe fantasies are related to our childhood experiences and finding a safe place to experience ourselves in a relationship of genuine intimacy. From this perspective they can be instructive as well as healing and enjoyable

  4. She Calls Me Mister says:

    Love the honesty. I respect your thoughts. This is new to me, with just the sound turning you on. I've seen my share of porn that revolves around bathroom substances. I've read erotica on the subject, too. I can appreciate that people have bodily sensations from sex & a full bladder, or bowels, but I don't think I'd be able to deal with with the outcome (pun intended) of a no. 2 episode.

    I don't think a person can go a whole sex life without farting at sometime, in the process. In some ways I see it as a natural occurrence. Like in doggy style piv my wife can take in air, that she won't in any other position, then that air escapes when she lays down on her back afterward. She gets embarrassed, but to me the sound is very natural. Sometimes a fart happens. Sometimes it can't be helped. I can't be the only guy that has felt a puff of fart air on his balls. Nor, could I be the only one who has let one slip, unintentionally.

    As a kink? Go for it. Sounds, & smells, are a bodily function. Have at it, if you want. But, I am not sure you could separate the smells though. I like your thought process. God bless.

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      I agree about the no. 2. That isn't for me! Having a full bladder, however, while masturbating has been very conducive to stronger orgasms for me. I do that more often since I realized it.

  5. Stevefromwork says:

    Well that's definitely different, I have to say that did cross my mind, like would she be turned off, embarrassed?
    Hopefully not.
    Also Spartacus was a great roman show if a historically inaccurate for my taste.

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      Yep, Spartacus was one of the shows inspiring this train of thought. Though I didn't watch it in its entirety, just the sex scenes. 😁

    • Fearless Lunk says:

      Oh my… yes… Spartacus had some very epic sex scenes! I might need to revisit some of them soon! LOL!!

  6. GatorBait says:

    The part of the testicle where the sperm cord comes out and goes through a sharp bend doesn't handle pressure very well. However, a modest amount of pressure on the rest of the testicle can feel kinda good. Just FYI

  7. Stallion325 says:

    While I know it’s wrong and we probably won’t act on it, I’m very turned on by the idea being watched while my wife and I have sex. We’re both young and decently fit/ good looking, and the thought of turning other people on by fucking with great passion is such a turn on!

    • bulaman says:

      I've had similar kinks and have shared it with my wife. I also imagine how our other married friends fuck and would like to imagine this with my wife. also the thought of fucking in the same room as our other married friends and glancing over to see each other fucking and getting super horny

    • LovelyLonelyLady says:

      I've wondered if it would be sinful for, say, two married couples to make love in the same room. If they all shared the same beliefs and there was no intention of swapping, maybe it would be fine? I don't know. I doubt I would be brave enough to get to that point, since I'm so shy. But it would make an interesting discussion post.

  8. KingdomMan says:

    Also, this – “So…my new interest (and I know this won’t be for everyone) is farting during sex. More specifically, imagining my future husband farting while he’s inside me. Yeah. Writing it out does make it sound a little gross, or maybe just weird!“
    I feel your pain here. It’s very difficult to describe/discuss personal kinks with someone unless they share your feelings on the subject.
    Also, our personal kinks can be so specific that even those who share something similar might not fully understand.
    In my case, I’ve yet to find or read after anyone who sees feet in the same way I do.
    I don’t know if there’s a point to this, I just had some thoughts 😂

  9. oldmarriedcouple says:

    LovelyLonelyLady: Just wanted to comment on your reply about your desire to use bondage to overwhelm your future husband with incredible pleasure (tied to a 4 poster bed no less!)
    I think your imagination and sensuality are to be applauded…But I have a comment about bondage used in the marital bed that many people maybe dont think about…
    My desire for using bondage was never to overpower or be in any way 'mean' to my wife…but to simply be allowed to use bondage to as you say 'overwhelm her senses with the utmost in pleasure'…just an extension of what any spouse does when they allow you the 'keys to the playground' so to speak…The simple act of my wife giving herself to me in any intimate way was an incredible and dare I say near religious experience in my mind!
    Now my late wife was not' into' bondage with actual restraints…but she didn't mind taking charge and being on top and holding my arms down while leaning over me…staying in control that way…or even sitting on my arms sometimes!

    But as my stories reflect, I found ways to emulate or integrate some degree of 'restraintless' bondage play many times in our bedroom..that WAS acceptable to her—.by certain positions to hold her legs back and up, keeping her under control and her hands away from me so she couldn't overstimulate me before I wanted to give up control of the pace of play…sometime even just innocently 'making moves ' on her while on the couch so that she would become so hot and bothered that she would HAVE to agree to stay on the couch (always an exciting location in my mind) instead of moving to our bedroom.
    I answered your reply bec I thought you would very much appreciate the insight, but it is really advice for anyone…Even if two people are not 100% on the same page…There are many times a compromise can be reached that uses the same basic principles without screaming the actual kink that is involved!
    Like you…Everyone needs to work on being flexible in thinking and always try to please God, then your spouse, then yourself! That order always worked well for us

  10. Romantic Adventurer says:

    Lovely lonelyLady,
    So appreciate your honesty, transparency and adventurous spirit. Makes me smile with warmth. Keep writing.
    As I replied above our fantasies seen to be our friends for solace, our tutor for insight and our impetus for enjoyment and excitement

  11. Mtstreetdoc says:

    Flatulence during intimacy happens. Certain positions during intercourse will push gas out of the colon. If it happens during oral sex, you just have to apologize, laugh and move on.

  12. NorthernSky says:

    As someone who was heavily involved in athletics growing up, and still is to a lesser degree, I can attest to the fact that passing gas, and in some cases, vomiting, have all happened to me and other athletes during extreme exertion. More often than you’d think.
    As sex is a form of physical exertion, well, it happens sometimes there, too! 😄

  13. NorthernSky says:

    To add on to my previous comment: I myself strongly dislike the feeling of stomach or abdominal pressure during any physical activity. So back as a teen playing basketball and doing a lot of running as well, I experimented which combinations of foods and drinks produced the least amount of gas. I imagine the reverse could be done as well, if you and your future husband are interested in that.

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