Fantasy Football
Ask your husband what fantasy football is (even if you know what it is). Then, after he tells you all about how fantasy football is about using famous player’s statistics with other football fanatics, you shyly tell him how stupid you feel – because you thought fantasy football was either giving your husband oral sex while he watched a game at home or dressing up like a cheerleader and stripping during the game. Then say, “Oh well, would you like me to do either one of my ideas of fantasy football?”
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