Sex With a Sybian (L)

We bought a Sybian. We did.

If you don’t know what that is, take a few minutes to look it up. It’s a monstrosity. You should never buy one. Ever. Or maybe you should. I haven’t decided how I feel about it yet. I know how the wife feels, but we’ll get to that later.

For starters, where do you store it? How do you hide it from the kids? Do you even try to hide it from the kids? Of course you have to hide it from the kids! My God, I can’t imagine my children seeing this thing. Or my wife’s parents. Or mine! Or any of our friends. I mean, it’s a saddle with a fake cock on top of it. It’s intimidating-looking and loud as fuck.

It’s also ridiculously expensive. And–I can’t believe I’m going to say this. We scrapped our summer vacation to the lake cabin we’ve been renting for the past ten years to get it. We told the kids we were short on cash this year – I’m facepalming as I write this. We said we would do a “staycation” instead.

The kids didn’t seem to mind once we explained to them what a staycation was. It involved a lot of staying up late, renting movies, having friends over to stay the night, and, of course, pizza. And they’re all at that age where friends are much more important to them than their parents anyway.

So, one summer off from the lake to buy one Sybian sex saddle and here we are. At home. With a pussy-pleasing lawnmower engine sitting awkwardly on a shelf in our walk-in closet.


Ok, ok, I’m being a little hard on the Sybian. It does have its pros. Boy, does it have its pros. But I’m still just a bit bent over the cons. The wife talked me into it after reading a review on it in some women’s magazine. Something about the top ten sex toys money could buy. And at the very end, like the punch line to a joke, was the $1000-ballpark-range Sybian.

You know, for the woman who has everything.

And believe me, when it comes to sex toys, my wife does have everything.

So we did a little research—research that ended up getting us both very excited. After a lot of fantasizing about the possibilities together, we clicked “confirm purchase.” The saddle without a horse was now on its way.

I must tell you that there is no end to the fun you can have on a Sybian when—I repeat, when—there is no one else in the house. Like I said before, this thing is loud, like pressure washer loud.

Ok, not pressure washer loud, but still really loud. A lot louder than a hand-held vibrator. But with much loudness comes much power, and with much power comes much cumming.

And cum she did. Not just her—me too. Like a geyser. But for different reasons.

The thing is, once we got the kids out of the house and my wife on top of that thing, I don’t think either of us knew what to expect. The novelty and eroticism of it all were off the charts.

She donned a tiny black micro-bikini that almost only gets used for bedroom play. We set the mood, and she mounted the pleasure donkey (I have a million names for this thing).

I was planning to watch her first and maybe engage in some mutual masturbation. But as she continued to get into it, she set the saddle to a lower setting and told me to “get over here.” Seconds later, my cock was rock hard in her expert hands and mouth. And the machine sat at the perfect height for her to have her way with me while I stood next to her.

“How is it?” I asked, eyes wide.

“Fuck me, this is unreal,” she said. “I’m gonna cum any second.”

“Think you can cum again after?”

“Are you kidding?” Her eyes closed and mouth dropped open as she tossed her head back. She came hard on top of the machine, squeezing her thighs and bucking her hips wildly. Her hand was like a vice grip on my cock as she thundered out her orgasm.

She quickly turned the Sybian off after that. Way too much stimulation post-climax. She was panting, her face and breasts flushed, as she turned her attention to me.

“God, I wish you could feel what that feels like…”

“Me too,” I said.

“I’m gonna go again in a few minutes. But for now, let’s take care of you.”

“Ok.” I was still a little in shock as she turned her attention and her tongue to my shaft. She was licking and sucking me with a hunger and urgency I had rarely seen in my wife. Katie is a sensual and enthusiastic lover, very erotic, and even kinky. But this felt like she was nearly trying to devour me!

“I’m gonna turn it on again,” she said after a few minutes of sucking me. “And when I cum again, I want you to cum too. All over me.”

“Fuck, baby. Sure,” I said.


She fired the machine up as I mumbled under my breath. “Damn, woman…”

She started low, pressing her clit to the lubed saddle. Her face was a mixture of intense concentration and pleasure.

“Oh my god, Rich, this thing—” She closed her eyes and let out a low moan that sent my cock pulsing. I returned to stroking it, inches from her face. My fist was pumping up and down my saliva-slick shaft as I watched her fuck herself on this hog of a sex toy.

She played around with the speeds some more, eventually settling into a nice even fuck rhythm. This way, she could devote her full attention to getting herself—and me—off. Bracing herself on the machine with one hand, she reached up and held me with the other.

Her tonguing was slower and more sensual this time. She was back to her old self now that she had already cum for the beast once. At a certain point, the noise of the device faded into the background. Her moans, exclamations, and sloppy sucking sounds rose above it. The machine is loud, but the wife is still louder.

“You look so fucking hot,” I said. “Sucking my cock while you fuck yourself on that machine.”

My wife just looked up at me with bedroom eyes and impaled herself on my shaft. She found her rhythm on my cock, taking me down the home stretch where I would eventually explode for her. All over that beautiful, sex-crazed body of hers.

“Mmmmmm, oh guhhhd—mmmmmmm…” She hummed around my cock like the machine hummed inside of her. Then, gasping for air, she released me from her precum-dripping lips and jerked my cock in a sloppy mixture of our juices.

She was a hot mess—emphasis on the hot—slathering my cock in spit. Her tongue snaked its way up and down the underbelly of my shaft. Then it would flutter like a butterfly’s wings against the sensitive spot below my throbbing cock head.

“Oh, fuck. I’m gonna cum again soon,” she grunted. She didn’t even have to ask again—didn’t have to beg for it. I knew what she wanted: my cum splashing down all over that creamy, white skin, and those big beautiful tits barely covered by her jet-black bikini. And I wanted to give it to her!

She braced herself on the machine with both hands. Her breasts mashed together between her arms, creating the most amazing cleavage to shoot for. I pumped my cock in my fist like a madman, ass tightening, muscles flexing, ready to explode at any second.

“Oh, god—baby—it’s cumming—I’m gonna fucking cum so hard,” she cried. “Cum for me—cum all over my face!”

My eyes must have registered shock at that moment, though I know she couldn’t see me. Her own eyes were closed, mouth open in an ecstatic O. In all these years of marriage, my wife has asked me to cum on her face maybe seven or eight times. All of them felt like requests designed to please me, even if she was getting off on the fact that it was hot for me. This time felt completely different.

“You’re so beautiful,” I grunted, finally releasing onto her. I ran a hand through her hair and held my cock against her face. I didn’t want to spray the tufted headboard of our California King behind her.

“Oh my god—oh my god.” She panted, dragging her face back and forth across my dick as I erupted thick white cum all over her lips and cheeks. “Ohhhh gawwwwwwd—ohhhhhhhh…”

She moaned wantonly as she came. She bucked and writhed against the machine as the cum oozed down her face. Some of it spilled onto her tits, and the rest coated her radiant cheeks in puddles and ropes. She finally opened her eyes again. She turned the machine off and stared up at me with love and wonder. Then she tenderly took my cock and rubbed it against her face as she licked me clean.

“Thank you,” she said, softly. “Thank you for getting this for me.”

“You’re welcome,” I said. “Though I think it’s me that should be thanking you.”

She blushed—my wife almost never blushes. “Well, that was pretty hot, you cumming on me like that.”

I smiled as I caressed her messy face. “I love you so much.”

“I love you too, baby.”

I went and got a towel for her and helped to wash the cock attachment to the machine. After we had showered up and gotten dressed, we both stopped to stare at the Sybian in the middle of our bedroom floor. We started to chuckle. I looked over at her and squeezed her hand.

“I still don’t have any idea where we are going to store this thing.”

“Well,” she said, giving me a knowing smile, “I’m sure you’ll figure something out.”

I still haven’t.

Click on a heart to thank the author of this story!

Average rating / 5. Vote count:

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this post.

We are sorry that this post was not one of your favorites!

Help us understand why.

34 replies
  1. ClimaXX says:

    This is such a sexy story, but I enjoyed the humor so much. This is sooooo funnyyyyyy!!!
    I would love to get my Juicy Lucy on one of these monsters. She is extremely multi-orgasmic and I think a Sybian will blow her mind.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      ClimaXX, judging from all the hotness I’ve read from you guys, I think she’d love it. Just don’t do what I did and get one without a place to put it.

      Thing is ridiculous 😂

      But we’re having fun with it. Plenty of other stories to tell 😁

  2. Alicia G. M. says:

    This was hot! I once saw a video of a woman using one of those things and having a couple intense orgasms. They are expensive, I think the ones I looked up were up around 600 to 1,000 dollar range like you said. I wouldn't mind trying one out, but doubt Trey would go for it. Not to mention we have a very nosey little one running around. Thanks for posting!

    • Man With a Plan says:

      Not sure what part of the world you are in, Alicia, but we found out you can rent them in the UK and in Vegas. I think that’s incredibly weird, but they did say they put them through a pretty rigorous sanitization process, and I think the actual attachments are new every time.

      One place even ships right to the door! How nuts is that!?

      The case they ship in looks like something Harry Houdini would have tried to break out of! So much for discreet, eh?

  3. JJ says:

    Never hear of Sybian, had to look it up. I saw that the company sells a lockable chest for it. Not cheap. Could probably get a lockable cedar chest or something similar for less money.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      Not a bad idea, JJ. Right now it’s still in the closet with a heavy blanket covering it. Works till I find a more permanent solution.

  4. TexasCouple says:

    Sex toys are the greatest inventions ever. That had to be hands down the sexiest thing to witness. We're 90 toys into our adventure, but don't have a sybian. Neither of us like things that are too loud. You seemed to express our concerns well.

    We've been debating on an actual sex doll. Like a realdoll. Up in the thousands of dollars as well. Love living in this day of technology. If you watched a video on a sybian, you should check realdoll out.

    • ClimaXX says:

      I had a look at the "Realdoll" and I personally have a problem with the idea.
      It is really so lifelike that it becomes a 3-some. What bugged me even more is that if you type in "realdoll mini" you get children sex dolls. This is opening a can of very dangerous worms.

    • TexasCouple says:

      I get it may not be for you, which is obviousy fine. I guess recreating a threesome is kinda the point. Hard to suggest a wife backing into a suction cup dildo or riding a sybian while giving you blowjob isn't a similar feeling? If your wife is closing her eyes and has a lifelike dildo in one end and your dick in the other, does her body know the difference?

      I find the slippery slope argument kinda 'meh.' You are that type or person or you're not. You can leave whatever you're doing in the confines of fantasy or you can't. You could say the same thing about a woman that masturbates with a really small realistic dildo…kinda splitting hairs here. Regardless, I don't completely discount what you're suggesting. Some of it can feel a bit icky.

  5. Engelbert Humperdink says:

    Great story. I loved it. You said you wished you could feel what it feels like… you think you could try taking it in the ass with the Sybian? I don't know if you are into that but that might be a way to experience the pleasure possibilities it has to offer.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      Not something I’ve given much thought too. I’m not super into butt play and the Sybian is probably 5 or 6 steps in a more advanced direction than I’d have any interest in trying right now.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      Might be easier if you ask me specific questions. It’s not a super complicated machine but it does have a pretty wide range of attachments one can use. I’m not even sure we’ve totally scratched the surface of it.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      And Katie would be happy to chime in too if you have questions for her. I obviously can’t answer stuff about how it feels, though I can attest to its power.

      And I’m definitely not putting anything attached to it up my ass. Pretty sure Katie won’t be either. Seems far too intense for that.

      You can opt out of having any sort of penatration and just get clitoral stimulation on it too. Actually works quite well for that!

  6. Txblonde says:

    (Smile) I laughed and nodded my head in a very knowing way at your story. You see, we have one too. It was pretty intimidating at first, but that didn’t stop me from mounting that “saddle with no horse” and riding it like there was no tomorrow! It’s intense, erotic and absolutely amazing all at the same time. The best part is (at least we think so anyway) that it’s best when shared! My husband runs the controls and holds onto me…sucking my nipples, kissing my neck, whispering in my ear …all while I’m grinding into this pleasure machine. It’s fabulous and worth skipping saving your pennies for!! Enjoy!!

  7. ClimaXX says:

    Questions…..??? It seems to have a penis adjustment. What does it do? Thrust? Wiggle? Vibrate?
    Does it have a clitoral stimulation? How does it work? How do you start and stop it? Why is it such a 'hit?"
    Did Katie find it more orgasmic? Is your wife usually multi-orgasmic or was this a first for her?
    Have you tried it again and was it as exciting?
    Sorry for all the question, but this is a new area for me.

    • Man With a Plan says:

      Hey ClimaXX! Katie here. So, yes, to almost all of that. Yes, I’m multi orgasmic, but I was unsure about how the Sybian would be for me being so intense. Turned out to work just fine in that department. The machine basically has two functions: vibrate like crazy and rotate. Both controls are operated independently but on one simple controller. In other words, if I just want to sit on the penetrating portion and press my clit into the vibrating surface, I can. If I want to though, I can make the penetrating portion rotate. It kinda looks like it’s swirling. Feels amazing, but sometimes less is more with the Sybian, at least at the start.

      We’ve gotten quite a bit of use out of this thing so far, but only use it when no one can hear us, which usually means the kids are over at a friends house or playing outside.

      It’s VERY fun to use with Rich. As Txblonde said above, it’s perfect for him to lick and suck my nipples, kiss me, play with his cock in front of me (I find him masturbating while watching me to be crazy hot) or for me to give him a blowjob, or any number of things.

      One thing that’s been a drawback is that sitting on it can get uncomfortable at times for my knees. So for that reason we usually use it on the bed now.

      Trying to think what else to say about it…watch some YouTube demos if you can. There’s a ton of attachments you can try for clitoral, g, or anal stimulation, and one I really want to get that hits all three! Phew! Getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it 🤗

      It won’t be for everyone, but if you are married to a girl who likes that deep, heavy vibration on your clit, and a bit of wild action inside, it’s a game changer. Hope this helps! Check out some blogs too. There’s a ton of info online!

  8. CMLove says:

    Thanks for sharing your incredible story, Man with a plan (and wife!) I was literally cracking up at the humor, you're writing skills are terrific! And the story was beyond hot! Even the thought of that machine gets me going, I know my husband and I would have so much fun! It's out of our price range so, for now, l will have to content myself with stories here, which is super fun too! Thanks again for sharing your experience!

  9. sterlingcooper says:

    I'm one of the single posters on this site that loves seeing happy horny couples celebrating their sexuality together and finds inspiration in the stories.

    I'm also a gadget enthusiast and have really enjoyed these stories. I enjoy my Fleshlight and love the thought that I might find a wife who's similarly open minded.

    While Sybians and such have a high price tag, I view these things as investments and really hope my wife will want to try such things. There are some interesting options too – the Jetamie intrigues me, it uses a thrusting motion instead of rotating, and also has an adaptor option, so you can use it with different toys or even a Fleshlight. I've read it's quieter than the Sybian. There's also a two seater model, which I think would be really fun for something I want to explore in marriage – mutual masturbation. I think sitting across from my wife while we each pleasured ourselves would be fun.

    Other ones I find interesting are the love glider – it's a manual toy, not electronic. There's a fun looking item called the "Rumble Seat" too. While privacy is a concern, I'm a planner and manager by habit, so always thought if finances allowed, it would be nice to incorporate a play area into a "man cave" of sorts over the garage or in a finished basement. For some couples, that might be an option.

  10. snagd says:

    It’s rather an expensive toy, but for those who want to enjoy a long session, it’s highly sensational. I agree that using this in conjunction with a blow job doubles the pleasure.

  11. HappyHubby says:

    This was one of the first stories I read on MH and still one of my favorites. Incredibly hot and SO funny. A tough combination to get right. Can't believe I had not commented before but this deserves a bump.

    • Cuddles says:

      Yep it SO deserves a bump!

      HOT and so very funny. I recall reading it a few times back when I happened across it but didn't have the confidence to comment (I wanted to!).

      Because of my naivety and need of a sex education, I was one who had to go look it up.
      Holy Dooley, I'd never heard of such a thing nor imagined something like it even existed!

      Maybe my man who's on his way to me and I will rent one so we can experience the ride for ourselves one day. You sure make me wanna have a go on it myself after your story!

      [From MH: Email headed your way, Cuddles, re: submitting the story part of your comment.]

  12. SilverGold says:

    I read this years ago, and it was 🔥 then and 🔥🔥 er now! Thanks for resurrecting it, Southern Heat! So very 🔥 with wave after wave of wild, abandoned ecstasy!

Leave a Reply

Want to join the discussion?
Feel free to contribute!

Leave a Reply