What’s a Lonely Girl to Do? (F)
This post includes an element of fantasy (F).
CreamyPatty, BootyLiscious, and other dear horny MH readers kindly asked for a detailed account of how I spent a lonely evening while my Ken was away. I decided to respond with a short story of “what went down…”
It had been a long day, and I was feeling somewhat tired and lonely. Plus, a thunderstorm was making its presence known, still warm and humid enough to leave the bedroom windows halfway open. A nice sultry breeze was circulating throughout the second floor of our home.
I love the excitement of impending lightning and thunderstorms. Such power and majesty remind me of Psalms and other scriptures describing God’s power and glory, often expressed through such divine disturbances in the atmosphere.
Not to be sacrilegious or disrespectful, but I especially enjoy communing with the heavenly realm while naked, playing and masturbating alone during thunderstorms. God graciously enabled females to experience multiple orgasmic bliss. I get so turned on during these storms because I get to thank the Lord between bolts of lightning and crashes of thunder for the gift of marital sex and erotica through my orgasms.
Lying naked in the dark, my body illuminated by flashes of lightning, crying out at the top of my lungs with each climax drowned out by the thunder: this is one way I worship the Lord and his majesty. Naked and vulnerable, I know I’m surrounded by a heavenly host of witnesses, communing with the universe and my Creator, who lovingly gifted me with the ability to climax over and over again. It is an incredibly sacred and beautifully erotic experience.
(Remind me to share a story about enjoying a similar experience alone one night during a thunderstorm on our deck. I communed naked with a heavenly light show and my battery-operated toys until I apparently cried out one too many times, and a concerned neighbor notified the authorities.)
So yes, I was in a mellow, chill mood, working on a bottle of red mix. It was dark outside, and I had the air turned off and 1990’s Smooth Jazz wafting through our home audio system. Oh, and I had gotten rather hot and bothered after one of CreamyPatty’s quite delicious posts that evening. Having been naked for some time now, I was all sweaty from the humidity in the house. Sweat pooled at my navel and, like a teardrop, slid down my peach-fuzzy tummy along my right hip.
Yes, my bush and pits were in need of a trim and becoming quite moist, as was the area under my breasts. I loved how heavily they lay in my palms, warm and sweaty. I felt totally natural, almost primal, lying naked upon our king-size bed with the sheets pulled all the way back. DNA stains, evidence from our recent lovemaking, remained imprinted upon the fitted sheet.
After turning up the music and placing three lit jasmine candles around the bathroom, I slid open the glass shower door, turned on the hot water, and grabbed the adjustable shower head. Then I lay flat on my back in the spacious enclosure, my feet planted firmly against the tiled wall. Opening my legs to accommodate the luxurious hot water shooting out of the portable jet, I adjusted the dial to a slow steady pulse rhythm before gently inserting one, then two fingers into my lonely pussy. It felt really nice as they slid right in. I kept tasting them to gauge how wet I was. Mmmm. My pussy tastes so wonderful, even in the shower. I crave the taste of myself on my fingers, upon Ken’s dick, or from his lips. Ahhhh.
Since both our shower heads spray water simultaneously, my entire body was responding to the soothing hot water cascading upon my face, throat, torso, and between my legs. Eyes closed, I fantasized about being a secret operative working behind enemy lines. Captured by a squad of female soldiers, I was brought to this secret cell, made to strip naked, and placed on my back to receive this so-called water treatment. With the drugs they gave me combined with pulsating shower head working its magic upon my little nub, their expectation was I would disclose the purpose of my top-secret mission.
Thanks to my secluded steamy environment, with fingers and water jets working my water-and-cum-soaked hairy twat, my legs starting to cramp from the elevated angle upon the wall and the warm buzz of the wine. I truly felt as if I were being “made to talk” to my imaginary captives. No violence, just raw sexual stimulation and energy.
“OK, OK, damn you… Ahhhhhhh, I’ll tell you everything. Mmmmm. Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh, Mmmmmmm. No, no, no. I’m Cum—Ahhhh… Ahhhhhh… Ohhhhhhhh!”
“Look at her buck like a wild stallion,” the leader said.
“Yes, I quite enjoy breaking these strong wild ones,” another one laughed. “Look at those powerful legs.”
“Wow, is she pissing as she cums? Or squirting? Hard to tell through all that water and hair.”
“I thought western women all shaved themselves. Certainly not this one.”
“Maybe we should shave her bald right now and find out for ourselves.”
Between multiple incredibly convulsing orgasms, I finally broke down. I reluctantly told my captors what they wanted to know until the hot water started running lukewarm, and my cunt was getting sore. My interrogation must have lasted a good 30 minutes or more before the hot water started running out.
It was pure bliss while it lasted.
I toweled off, brushed out my hair, brushed my teeth, and collapsed onto our bed. Naked and exhausted, I slipped away into a wonderfully deep sleep, oblivious to my still throbbing pussy and the accompanying thunderstorm. One with the universe.
Hey Garden Girl,
My what a beautiful, sexy story! Seriously, God blessed you with an incredible gift of writing talent. I truly believe you should begin working on writing an erotic novel; wouldn't it be fun to express your sexy experiences in multi-chapter verses? Consider this, please!
Call it: Not your Garden Variety Fantasies."
Thanks for providing me with a fresh story to read for later. My pussy is already creamy …
Hi Creamy Patty!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how we love that name 😉 and Garden Girl too! Thank you for the kind words, we hope your reading will not be disappointing. Gotta have a fresh pussy to accompany a fresh short story.
Glad you and a few others enjoyed it, yet so far only a 4.2 star rating–our worst rating ever lol.
This wasn't originally intended to be a story–rather a response to yourself, Booty and Horny GG, yet it was too long as a Comment.
Thank you for the encouragement to write an erotic novel. We actually did on Valentine's Day 2021 called "Service Call," a special member "IGNIGHT entry but it didn't seem to go over that well with MH readers, save dear GG and Ben. However we found it today by doing a Marriage Heat search and entering "Lady Garden," scroll through the list and it should pop up.
Have fun playing tonight!
Wow! This is such a sexy night… if only I could be a fly on the wall! 😍 The descriptions made me hard as a rock 🍆🍆🍆 and now I need my own me-time!
Thank you Fearless Lunk, glad you were able to take matters into your own hands. It makes us feel good that our submissions enable MH readers to also…feel good!
What a wonderfully horny story, Ladygarden. I loved the shower segment; so hot! I don't have a removable showerhead but have had fantasies similar to the one you described while masturbating in the bath. I too love the taste of my pussy as you probably know from my stories, whether it be from my fingers, one of my toys, or especially off Ben's dick.
Let me also say that I don't think it is in any way sacrilege to… I guess you can say, be horny with the Lord and give thanks for his gift of sexual pleasure. Sometimes I will also give praise the Lord while masturbating and experience wonderful orgasms. Sometimes after a great church service, the Spirit will fill me with so much joy that I have to have Ben. Often we would come home, get naked and pray together before getting into bed and screwing. I can oftentimes feel the presence of the Lord as Ben and I make love, and my orgasms are so powerful and satisfying. As the title says in one of my stories, " the Lord works in mysterious ways " and I am so grateful for his many blessings and, of course, my orgasms.
God bless you my dear friend and stay horny!
GG, I love how you welcome God into your hottest sexual encounters. You are actually glorifying your Creator! So good.
Very sexy, minus the sacrilegious part. If I were captured by a sexy group of women who tortured me that way, I might give them anything they want.
I love reading other people’s fantasies. To me, anything goes if it’s not real.
Thank you SecondMarge, lying there in the steamy shower, one thing simply led to another. Too bad the hot water ran out. Yes, reading other’s fantasies are good hot fun!
Dear GG,
Thank you for the kind words and encouragement. Always great reading your posts and stories as you and Ben have a wonderful way of writing, making love, screwing and enabling readers to share in your incredible adventures. We have much in common, including modeling for nude photo shoots and enjoying the tastes of pussies.
Doesn't seem that many readers enjoyed this submission but it sure was fun experiencing it and writing about it. Wish there would have been more time but the hot water ran out.
We appreciate and admire you and Ben. Stay healthy and sexy always!
This is such a hot story! I love how you glorify God with your naked body, your sexuality and your orgasms!
This paragraph is so good:
“I love the excitement of impending lightning and thunderstorms. Such power and majesty reminds me of Psalms and other scriptures describing God’s power and glory, often expressed through such divine disturbances in the atmosphere.”
Very nicely done Lady Garden!
G Lamar thank you for the compliments. Yep, the gift of sexuality is an incredible gift from above. Where would we be without it? Nudity, erotica and sex can bring loving committed couples intimately closer to one another and their creator. And such a special gift how totally naked female and male bodies perfectly complete and complement one another. Yay God indeed!
LG: UPDATE: Yes we did have a very hot time in bed last night, and YOU helped us achieve multiple orgasms while we read your sexy submission. Jim shot a very big, warm and tasty load all over my tits at the conclusion of my DT blowjob – and he gave me his second load while plowing my wet pussy very hard drained his big cock a second time from behind while he gripped my tits from behind. Awesome fuck!
Patty, your comments are as hot as these stories! Thanks for being a hot, uninhibited, classy, Godly woman. Thanks for sharing your sexual treasures with us. Your words make me hard and wet!
Hey Patty, thank you; wow what an honor helping you and Jim achieve multiple O’s. Makes me hot and bothered realizing mere words describing my shower fantasy play resulted in a wonderful fuck. Thank you for sharing that and for using our story as a verbal and visual aid to your lovemaking. Mmmmmmm, getting moist writing this and imaging you and Jim going to town while reading aloud. Being strongly taken from behind by Ken as he grabs and pulls on my tits is one of my favorite pastimes. Especially in the shower or on the living room carpet overlooking the patio door while the yard guy is working out back…
Thank you so much for writing LG ("Garden Girl")!! I've missed your posts! I love reading your stories! I love hearing about your nudist lifestyle and I love hearing about how close and open you are with your sis. That's so awesome!
When I read this story and came to, “Maybe we should shave her bald right now…" I was saying, "Yes, shave her completely bald, shave her completely bald!" haha Just the thought made my bald pussy very wet!
Thanks again for writing. Looking forward to more! Can't wait! Glad you're back!
Thank yo BootyL, always nice hearing from you. I love the new nickname BTW, thank you CreamyPatty! Glad you enjoy stories about our lifestyle including escapades with my crazy sis. We’ve had alot of fun together since high school.
“Yes, shave her bald, shave her…” was quite thrilling. Eyes closed, hot steamy water streaming upon my face bad sopping wet bush made my very excited. I started slowly pulling out long strands of my abundant pubic hair imaging it was my tormentors starting to make good on their threats.
But the damn hot water ran out—the one time my disposable shaver was not nearby. Ugh!
I agree with sweet Bootie! Keep up the hot stuff, LG!
Self love is amazing! Often I have jacked off thanking God for masturbation. What a gift!
So true, Good Loving. Self love has cum in very handy over the years 😉
Always enjoy your stories. So happy your writing again Always sexy
Good morning all! (Especially LadyGarden—thanks for this very hot story that Jim and I read to each other as a prelude to a two-hour, multi-orgasmic romp. Keep your hot talking cumming. I'm into it already this morning as Jim has left for a three-day meeting and, as is usually the case, I'm horny as hell. I'm so wet I had to put panties on. Bummer.
If I write later on today, I can't be responsible for the ultra-dirty content! 🙂
P.S. hope you liked reading my story from today …
Ladygarden, I must tell you that this is a really hot story. Gina and I read it together, and let me say it led to some great sex.
I can almost picture my Gina in your story. I read it again this morning and jacked off to it as it gave me a hard-on. ( Gina was still sleeping). Thank you for sharing! We love your stories. God bless you and your husband, Ken.
LG: "Glad you enjoy stories about our lifestyle including escapades with my crazy sis. We’ve had a lot of fun together since high school."
Oh boy, do I ever!!! Hope you'll share a lot more with us!!! Very hot! I think the closeness and openness you have is fantastic! By the way, LadyGarden, do you have a wild masturbation story to tell? (hopefully more than one! 😍) Where's the wildest place you've ever gotten yourself off? Have you ever been caught?
[From MH: These answers if forthcoming would be best answered on Booty's discussion post on the subject. https://marriageheat.com/2023/02/06/for-discussion-wildest-place-youve-ever-masturbated/ ]
Love ya!
P.S. Perhaps your captors will find a razor to make good on their threat next time. 😉
That link gives me an error message
Sorry. Another reader pointed that out, too. I fixed it.
Hi MH
FYI – the url as currently in your comment needs editing… when I deleted the /%5D at the end it goes to the correct discussion page. Just helping out!
[Thanks! It's that closing bracket. If I forget to put a space between it and the end of the link, it gets appended as an HTML character. – Missy]
Oh to be a fly on the wall watching.
Not certain what seems more sacrilegious to me when it comes to God and our sex lives, including him or not including him. For me, when my fingers dance on my clit, slide on my wet lips, the last thing I should think about is Jesus.
It’s one thing to contemplate how blessed we are to have a reproductive process providing such pleasure when having a discussion. It’s another to think about Him when a cock is in my mouth, vagina or ass as others find appropriate, or while a dildo, vibe, or my fingers tickle my fancy.
I find any sexual act done strictly for pleasure is a secular act, not a religious one. In no way do I think these acts done for pleasure are wrong but to say they are done to honor God is sacrilegious in my humble view. Or simply a way to convince ourselves it’s approved by God.
Sex can be a beautiful thing to do or watch, but I can’t imagine God in Heaven thinking how great the way she sucks his cock honors me. I believe God wants us to go forth and multiply, to be a family, and raise the children that are the result of our multiplication. Other sexual acts have as little connection to God as playing Pickleball or watching a movie.
Yes, we are blessed that we can receive so much pleasure from our bodies. I'm thankful we can share that pleasure on MH. But let’s not disrespect God by trying to use him as the reason we do it.
Well said SM!
I think it’s less about “thinking about Jesus” in the midst of fucking or jilling…. and it’s more about an overall attitude of gratitude that God made us with sex drives and the ability to enjoy sexual pleasure.
I wonder if an investment in one of the “endless hot water heaters” would make these episodes more plausible. How bad would utility bills be if you never ran out of hot water?
I dunno, I only do that at one of my parents' houses myself!