Dangerous Locations

How about a fun conversation starter?

What is the most dangerous location or setting in which you and your spouse have had sex? If single, what is the most dangerous location you’ve masturbated?

I’m not talking about risky, like you might be noticed.

I’m talking about situations where it probably was not safe or wise to have sex due to danger of injury, but you did it anyway.

Think while skydiving, or something like that.

So far, the best I can offer for me and Vanessa was in the shower on our Honeymoon. Her knees buckled as I penetrated her, and she almost took us both down! The thrill of nearly having something go majorly wrong was thrilling (and yes, I am naturally an adrenaline junkie).

I’d imagine in a forum as large as this one, there’s probably some much crazier danger stories.

So, let’s hear ‘em! 😃

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32 replies
  1. KingdomMan says:

    I would have to say road head. Back when we were sexually active, we would sometimes take this risk. I would also simultaneously finger her, and that’s a lot of distraction. (I honestly don’t recommend it. Better to have sex safely at home, or with the car parked)

    • Bee says:

      Well I guess we could’ve said road head, this is a constant for us. Like it happens at least monthly.

    • KingdomMan says:

      Wow Bee…Once a month?! You guys are spicy. Cal must have really great focus. 😉
      I admit that it was exciting. Having her face down, ass up with my cock in her mouth and my fingers in her pussy while driving was a huge turn on.
      There was also the added potential turn on of being caught. It never really happened, I don’t think, but it would’ve been exhilarating to get the thumbs up from a passersby. I might even have slowed down a little bit to let them get a good view. 😉

  2. HappyHubby says:

    Like kingdom man we have done road head and my narrowing vision as I came so very hard was not safe. But the most dangerous place was her parents house. While we were not having sex, we were doing enough that if her dad had caught us I was a dead man.

    • NorthernSky says:

      Was that before marriage? We were once caught by my late father in law being sexual (but not intercourse), but we were several days married when it happened, so there was no shame.

      Thanks for commenting!

  3. LovingMan says:

    First of all, I love this beautiful picture!

    For us we are like KingdomMan in that my Melody will flash me her boobies in the car. Then she’ll pull out my dick n pull down her pants n we’ll do some sexy play while driving. This has led to us pulling over to have her kneel in her seat and me stand outside her open door and take her from behind. (We almost got caught one time.) We don’t do oral while driving because it’s too difficult.

    Other times the car-sex-play led to great sex at our destination! Or we’d have sex in the car and again at our destination!

    This messing around in the car is clearly distracting for the driver and I’m sure we should stop doing this. But it’s so fun! 🤩
    I’m sure we are bad examples but I’ve written about several of those sexy experiences in MH.

  4. Tutchh says:

    M. Here,
    Interesting question !
    As for lady L. And myself I can't say that we really done anything over the top crazy. That would have resulted in injury
    Sex while driving probably being the riskiest we've done. That being, L. Stroking or going down on me while I'm driving or distracting me by flashing and masturbating in the passenger seat.
    Once I was masturbating her while she drove. her panties were down below her knees as she drove and I was masturbating her pretty intensely. In the process she had spread her knees as far as possible to give me access and her panties had slipped down to her ankles. I was two fingers in curled up working her g-spot. Admittedly, this was not a very wise decision. But it was the heat of the moment.
    There was a moment where she had pulled her foot off the accelerator by moving her left foot and pulling right off because of the panties acted as a connection between the two.
    Needless to say we found a relatively quiet spot in in a parking lot where she could focus and finish.
    In the parking lot she had literally put it in park swung her legs up on the seat panties still on her ankles.
    And proclaimed to me.
    "Come get your treasure stud! "
    I started where I left off, she ended up working her foot out of one leg hole and I went down on her. Lady L. Can be quite active and vocal up to and during her orgasms.
    And she was this time.
    Although where we were at was included she did have her window down and her head laying in the window opening.
    Letting anybody within earshot know that she was a happy lady!
    It was a good thing we weren't anywhere near anybody we knew, and like I said it was secluded so the likelihood of anybody hearing it was pretty slim.
    After we finished she looked at her butt up slid her skirt back down got herself straightened up in the driver's seat, put her boobs back in her bra and button up her blouse and take off.
    It was when we got to the hotel and begin walking in the lobby to check in that I looked down and realize she still had the panties dragging on her left ankle.
    We backed out of the door I acted like I was tying my shoelace down on my knee. Pulled the panty off of her ankle and stuffed it in my pocket. 😉.
    🔥❤️L.& M.❤️🔥

  5. CreamyPatty says:

    One very hot sex session cums to mind immediately. Jim and I both became members of the "Mile High Club" while returning home to the states after a two day gambling trip to the Bahamas 15 years ago. Back then we drank freely and had even less inhibitions than we have now. We had had lots of sexy fun at the main casino (I wore one very slinky top that clearly defined my rack, with nipples protruding like bullets) and we even won some money! We had already checked-out and were waiting to board when Jim told me he really needed a blowjob after watching how all the men at the casino had their tongues hanging out and erections at full staff while watching me flirt and swaying back and forth the way love.
    Anyway, there was no safe place to give head in the small terminal, so, even though my pussy was already very creamy from the earlier fun, I told him we need to wait … which was hard because I was REALLY in the mood to engulf his big cock and drain it as only my superpower can.
    Long story short, about midway into the flight, Jim headed to the small restroom – and about 5 minutes later I got up and followed; at which point every passenger was smiling at me and lots gave me a thumbs up.
    Now the danger came in because of the size of the potty – I was barely able to sit on the potty as Jim stood infant of me pounding my face until he erupted – and, unfortunately, he wasn't quiet about it….

  6. Bee says:

    Cindy and Cal here, yup you got us both. We have a lot of outdoor sex and we live in bear country. Mostly black and the occasional brown bear will be spotted. We’ve only ever had a beer siting once while we were having sex, but we were having a picnic on our property and there was smeared honey, so it was quite scary. We do keep bear spray and always keep firearms with us but neither were necessary – the bear horn scared it off. This was one of the few times in our marriage that neither of us finished and we high tailed it back to the house. Sorta makes us wonder how often wildlife sees us bears aren’t the quietest creatures out there, but we also live with mountain lions roaming around. So probably that.

    • KingdomMan says:

      Bears huh? What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you 😂
      At least you guys were prepared.

    • NorthernSky says:

      Nice. Sounds like the U.S. or Canadian Rockies, or someplace similar. Bet you have some great views while you have fun, too

  7. TurnedOn47 says:

    During my military career, I used to jump out of helicopters — mostly at 10,000 feet. The thrill of that alone is "almost as good as sex" (AGAS).

    One day, there was a married couple on the drop zone. (They were both in the Army. I was in the Air Force.) He was an OV-10 pilot and was jump qualified. I'm not sure what her job was. In the morning, he flew low over the DZ. She ran out into the middle of the field, hiked up her shirt, and flashed her tits at him!

    In the afternoon, he arrived at the drop zone. There was a hush-hush huddle among some of the jumpmasters and them. Then, a few people got aboard a helo — the load was notably smaller than usual. That was all that I saw or heard… that day.

    A few weeks later, somebody shared a photo of the husband skydiving naked. (I guess that one of the JMs took the photo. This was in 1985, before all the fancy technology.) The story was that the couple had managed to achieve "hook-up" status for a few seconds during freefall. (The weather was hot that day, and so the temperature "upstairs" was not a problem.) Obviously, they couldn't stay that way for very long. But, just the thought — WOW.

    ————————————–

    About a year before that, my first wife and I were out riding our horses. We kept them on a cattle ranch that was owned by a couple about our age. (We were in our mid-20s then.) The weather was perfect on this particular day.

    My wife was unusually quiet during the ride. In fact, she didn't say a word. The ranch was big (hundreds of acres), and we were allowed full access. We rode all the way to a river bank. Across the river was a state prison farm. She was wearing an all-white sun dress — kinda like the type that you see a cantina waitress wearing in a Western movie.

    She silently got off of her horse, tied the reins to a bush, and walked a few yards further. (By that time, I was actually kinda irritated. I thought that she was giving me the "silent treatment" for something, but I knew that I had not done anything wrong.)

    All of a sudden, she simply dropped to the ground on all fours, pulled the skirt of the sun dress up above her waist, and revealed that she was not wearing anything underneath. I quickly realized that it had been her plan all along (I really wish that she had said something; it would NOT have ruined it….) We fucked doggy-style in that field — the sun illuminating both her dress and our nearly-naked bodies.

    I suspect that some of the guards and/or prisoners got an entertaining view — although I didn't see any of them outside watching. (Of course, my view was fixed on her beautiful big ass most of the time!)

    • KingdomMan says:

      After she planted herself on all fours and pulled up her dress, I wouldn’t have cared who was watching 😂

    • NorthernSky says:

      Sounds like some amazing memories!

      Sex while in free fall. Hmm, I wonder the logistics of it? I bet it would be amazing and a bit disorienting with all the wind.

      Thanks for the awesome post!

  8. Monogomyman1 says:

    Can’t say it was dangerous, just dangerous to my pride….!

    We were getting a couples massage at a resort in the Caribbean once. Haven’t ever done it, but we went in, stripped down and put a towel over us. She had a woman massaging her, and I had a man massaging me.

    It was like the Seinfeld episode, we were not sure who massaging who would be more comfortable, but that’s what we got.

    Halfway through, we were asked to roll over so they could get our heads or necks or whatever (not even sure as I was dying with embarrassment) because when I rolled over I revealed I had a huge erection from the massage and the towel had a little damp spot showing through from my precum leakage. The man massaging me laughed to himself, adjusted the towel to keep ample coverage and kept going.

    When they finished we had to scurry back to our room so I could get relief!

  9. She Calls Me Mister says:

    The most dangerous, for us, was parked on the shoulder of a main state highway. I wrote about it, titled, Couldn't Wait To Get Home. I have to say the car shook from the air of the vehicles going by. We were so hot for it, we didn't care. Just don't dwell on worst case scenarios.

    The Drive, is another I posted. I wouldn't say that was as dangerous, but could've been.

  10. Colorado Artist says:

    A bit dangerous. We were on a descent in RMNP, fairly steep and fairly loose talus. But it was a nice summer day, breezy and the location was fairly remote. We took a break for some hydration and the beauty of the mountains beyond kind of inspired us. She was the first to take her clothes off and offered me her ass bending over with her forearms on a rock. I ate her ass and pussy from behind, nearly killing my knees on the loose rocks. It took me a minute to find my footing and I gave her a good hard fuck from behind. I'm sure anyone within a hundred yards could hear her (she likes to put on a show, just in case)

    It's probably not a good idea to fuck around on loose rock, especially on a descent that is pretty steep. At the very least, you risk getting some areas skinned up that wouldn't normally get skinned up. Or worst, you could take quite a tumble. But a throbbing, spent cock and a dripping pussy are worth it.

    • KingdomMan says:

      Nice CA. This is definitely hot. Who knows, maybe the sound of your wife in the throes of passion made some hikers day 😉

  11. SecondMarge says:

    A very famous resort with outdoor hot tubs that supposedly closed at 11pm. We woke up almost 2 am and decide to take a walk in the secluded heavily landscaped area. No one in sight we crossed over a rope meant to show it was closed for the night, clothes hit the ground and we enjoyed each other in the secluded hot tubs. Right until we heard an older man’s voice, “ may we join you” seeing his swim trunks drop and her top come off as they entered the now intimate jacuzzi bubbling hot tubs.

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