‘Twas the Night After Christmas
T’was The Night After Christmas
T’was the night after Christmas
In our bedroom of our house
My sexy wife was stirring
Her fire could not be doused
As she dreamed, stirred, and moaned
Lying in our bed
Visions of our past passion
Clearly danced in her head
Her in her sexy red lingerie
Made me start to fap
And this woke her up
From her sexy dream nap
“Tommy, are you OK? Is something the matter?
You’re looking pretty big,” she said, looking happy, not sadder
Then she said to me, “Are you sure you don’t want more?”
And she got out of bed and locked the bedroom door
The moonlight through the window accented her breasts
As she slid off her nightie to a state of undress
Yes, I had wondering eyes and even a happy tear
How can I have a wife who’s both sexy and dear?
She came over to the bed in a move that was quick
And then she leaned over—her mouth engulfed my dick
In a few minutes, I explosively came
Melody! Melody! I called her by name
“You are such an incomparable vixen!
And you have a pussy that now needs my dick in!”
“That was fun!” she said as she cradled my balls
“But the fun’s just beginning! That’s certainly not all!”
She moved to her side of the bed and did sexily lie
“My boobs need attention. Would you like to try?”
So over to her I quickly flew
With a renewed erection, and full of passion too
We were anything but aloof
As I licked and I pawed her sexy breasts’ roof
She’d given me head and really went to town
So it was now time for me to go down
I knew exactly where my tongue I should put
And I gave her tingles from her head to her foot
Her orgasm was great as she lay on her back
And tasting her pussy recharged my balls in my sac
Our eyes did twinkle, and we were glad we did marry
As we talked of the time when I popped her cherry
She’d really had that honeymoon glow
When I was the buck and she was my doe
I had moved above her, with her beneath
As her virginity to me she bequeathed
Now I have gained some weight, and a bit of a belly
No doubt from too many trips to the local deli
And my wife’s a bit plump and annoyed at herself
But to me she’s a beauty, like a princess elf
As her pussy now received my dick’s bulbous head
She sighed and she cooed as her pussy was fed
Then in ecstasy, we went right to work
With pumping of pussy ‘til our orgasmic jerks
Off the bed arched her back as she came and she rose
As into her pussy my cum explosively goes
I’d hit her target like my cock was a missile
And we came together, our orgasms did not fizzle
It had all been both erotic and right
And our passion had risen to amazing heights




Couldn't help but chuckle when I saw your post-Christmas parody – great minds think alike.
They really do! My Melody n I loved your poem!
That was wonderful! And funny! I blew out laughing at, "Now I have gained some weight, and a bit of a belly
No doubt from too many trips to the local deli". Good rhymes and great humor! And all wrapped in a spicy account of married loving! Ooh, love it!
Glad it gave you a laugh! It was fun writing it too!
LM, I've always loved you retelling of the amazing lovelife that you and the lady M have. She sounds like a stunning female and I rejoice in the love story you both have.
Thanks Tutchh! The erotic things in the poem WERE mostly based on my Melody’s and my sexual experiences we have had together. And Melody IS stunning to me – even in her mid 70s!
That was fun LM. I continue to admire your sex life; it’s beautiful that you keep going despite age and challenges. I love it!
KM I’m sorry I didn’t reply to your kind comment earlier. We still keep on enjoying each other even as the health challenges get well, even more challenging. I have only shared a very small part of our health challenges on MH. But I’m glad that you find Melody’s & my sexcapades inspiring!