Makeshift Sex Toys
Even though sex toys are abundantly available, there are many people who, for one reason one another, don’t own any commercially available cum producers.
Some of these people, including yours truly, use household items to scratch the itch. So my question is this: what is the most interesting thing you have used to satisfy yourself or your spouse, and how would you rate its effectiveness?
Cucumbers/zucchinis with a condom
I definitely agree
We’ve used commercially available sex toys for most of our marriage. But a few thoughts cum to mind.
Microfiber cloths feel great on our “parts” for clean up. We put one under Melody to help avoid messing up the sheets during sex.
Coconut oil has been a great lube for us. It works well for masturbating too. It has a melting point that makes it a soft solid at room temperature so it’s easy to slide a lump into the vagina. But body temperature melts it quickly. A little coconut oil on my wife’s tits also makes for some fun “tip on nip” play. Although lately we have been using Uberlube as our main pussy lubricant. However I still use coconut oil with my male stroker.
We’ve tried the chocolate syrup or raspberries with whipped cream on boobies.
If they are just right jetted tub water jets can be very stimulating.
We have a massage table we can get out and we’ve had some great sexual encounters with massage sex and role plays using that. The massage table has been the best sex toy that wasn’t necessarily designed to be a sex toy.
That all sounds very sexy. I’ve personally used the microfiber towels and the coconut oil, and I heartily agree with you. In fact, I always have one of those towels around 😉
On the Jacuzzi tubs…..they can be MORE than stimulating!
Place we had before had one. The nozzles swiveled, and could be aimed, and the bubbles were adjustable from none to a bunch as well!
Mrs. Tulsa liked to sit in the tub sideways, with her legs over the side of the tub. A glass of wine, get situated, turn on the jets, crank up the bubbles, and she'd cum like crazy in short order!
I caught her one night, and it was spectacular.
When I was away on business, it was a regular toy for her, but when I was home, we often would sit together side by side & sideways in the tub, with our legs over the side, after aiming our own jet, and get off together!
Tulsa and LM, I love the jacuzzi adventures.
We were camping years ago, and one of the handles for our camping pots & pans broke. (The problem with too many things being made from plastic) we had two, but I started making one out of a handy piece of a tree branch.
So I’m whittling away on this thing, and my wife looks at it, and says, ‘that looks more like a curved dick than a skillet handle…..kinda like your dick!’. That instilled me to really make it look like a dick……which I did, and I whittled a second branch for a real handle.
I presented the finished handle to her, aluminum hook installed, and she noticed it wasn’t the same one she saw me working on in the morning. That’s when I gave her the hand carved dildo!
After a good laugh, she decided to test it out! Whoa…..was that fun! And hot!
We still have it! It hangs out with the other toys in the toy drawer!
Oh my…a whittled wood dildo. Wow. I would love to hear that whole story!
Over the years used quite a few household items, rolling pin, hairbrush, leather belt, toothbrush, to name a few, but the most fun was not exactly a household item, a Mars bar from the fridge. My wife got the enjoyment of something hard and cold entering her and fucking her, and after it had melted, I got the enjoyment of eating the melted chocolate out of her (and wife enjoyed the oral too). It was a win win all round!
Those all sound very interesting, especially the Mars bar! 😂😉
First and foremost, fingers. Something I always have with me and are conveniently accessible.
Secondly, things that are nearby. A pillow a corner of the bed, armrests of some cheers and coaches I have found our easily straddled.
Thennnn there's our shower head.
A few years back M. my husband remodeled our
Bathroom and put in a rather large walk and shower which conveniently could fit three people.
Put in a shower panel one of those with a multiple heads and overhead shower, and an amazing handheld shower head which has this pulsating setting which is out of this world. One of the reasons we bought it was because of this review a particular Amazon customer had written on it. She called the shower head her new best friend without directly saying she masturbated with it she raved in such a way that there was no doubt that's what she was talking about.
And then there are The accidental discoveries one of which I covered before, but for the sake of this thread I'll repeat it.
We were refinishing some cabinets and had taken out the doors one of my jobs was to take them out to the garage and lay them on some saw horses that were set out for the purpose. My husband owns a variety of tools and for this one we used an oscillating sander. I've used it for other things as well helping him out so I knew how to use it as far as a tool goes. It had a variable speed so that I could adjust the vibration for whatever it was that I was doing.
My husband's sister had randomly stopped by it as she usually does. And she started hand sanding another door as we stood there and talked. Being that the sawhorses were about the right height I would pass the sander up and down the door and at times come close to my pelvis. I noticed the vibration from it felt good. And wanting to explore this a little bit more I began passing it by and lingering, while trying to be nonchalant with my husband's sister there. And as it usually is, once you start to get aroused you want to take it where you wanted to be. Pretending to Bear down on it as I held it up against my pelvis the vibrations quickly brought me to the point of orgasm.
Little did I realize that she had shifted her attention to me and had seen the last few seconds leading up to the orgasm and including my orgasm..
I looked over at her and right away she said.
"Did you just have a climax?"
I could tell I was red and just kind of smiled at her.
Knowing her as long as I have we are very open about what we talk about sexually. As well as been naked together in her hot tub and other casual moments. Not to mention that we have walked in on each other while we were masturbating.
… Over the years I have considered other things like vegetables and handles and things like that but never done it, just because to be on the safe side I don't want to risk any kind of bacterial infection.
Lady L.💋 💦💦
Oh, um, I'm sorry, I overheard your describing your relationship with a sander, & your sil…&…
Umm, I just got incredibly hard.
The pillow, shower head, and armrest all sound very interesting. But I have to say, wasn’t expecting the sander 😉
Mister, sometimes pleasure is found in unexpected places.
My husband, M. Read my comments and told me I should make clear that power tools can be dangerous. And that the sander I used was an orbital sander not a belt sander.
And just to stimulate you a little bit more I have gone out to the garage and a few different occasions wearing just a pair of panties and revisiting the. Vibrations of that sander.
… And my sister-in-law has gifted her husband with a sander for Father's Day… Needless to say she had her own motivations and did tell me how it rocked her world!
Lady L. 💋
KM, Came back to look over the comments and saw what you wrote.
It's for that pulsating handheld shower that's pretty much used whenever I take a shower.
And the interesting thing is I put a show on for M. Last night where I rode the armrest for him while he watched… Well actually we were putting a show on for each other.
Lady L.💦💋💦💦
Oh my Tutchh…I just read your follow up comments. 🥵 The mental picture of you walking to the garage is just your panties is inspirational 😉
And I’m not having any trouble imagining you riding that armrest or using the shower head either…🔥
Well…umm…that did it! …Umh…I just came… A…lot, actually…I got a little over excited…&…it was just the pictures of sils catching each other masturbating…um…& you revisiting your the sander…uh…only in PANTIES!…gulp!…I don't know…In the garage even…oh…umm wow! I don't know what happened…oh…my!
the mess you made…I mean…I made?
Tell your husband thank you, for me, plz! I gotta get a towel…
When I was still getting myself used to penetration, I tried a marker. But since it wasn't rounded, nor was I super aroused, it didn't do anything for me. I've thought about trying a cucumber. 🥒🤭 Now that I have a vibe and a dildo, I guess I don't need to!
I highly recommend a cucumber. They come in all sorts of sizes, they have a great texture, and they’re disposable. Take it from someone who knows though, they can feel way bigger than they look. 😂
Pro Tip: If you ever decide to try one, a lubed condom is a must. 😉
Yes cucumbers are great. Cheap and go great in a salad after.
Way to go SecondMarge! A salad with extra special dressing…Yum
Since we're on the subject of toys, this wouldn't be makeshift but I just wanted to bring up here.
I don't know if any of you ladies have ever ridden a [sybian]. It's essentially a saddle with different fixtures you can put on it.
It's expensive but it's mind-blowing..
Some of you might know about R. A certain woman who was bisexual and no I never had sex with her but we became friends and for practical purposes I would call her my sexual mentor and in many ways mother. There were things I could say to her and which we talked about which I would never have talked to my mom about, but things that I wish I could have.
And those of you who remember her will remember that she was a former client of mine who had started to seduce me but it never followed through because I never gave completely into it. I was very very close but didn't do it. However we did develop a very strong relationship over the years.
She was 19 years older than me and owned two lingerie stores in town at the time they also sold marital aids.
She had to introduce me to various toys that she sold in her store as she did many of the women who came in to buy lingerie.
She's older now and has long since sold those stores and those stores are both closed now.
But quite often a person wouldn't know exactly what they were supposed to do with a toy and she and her store managers one at each store ( now let me put this delicately) we're very skilled and teaching how to use them.
One of the think she sold was the symbian.
And she owned one. We had seen advertisements for it and were intrigued by it. She couldn't stop raving about it and actually borrowed me hers to take home.
We would never pay that much for a sex toy, it was quite expensive. But I will tell you this, it was incredibly orgasmic and exhausting.
For the two weeks I borrowed it from her for it became one of the favorite things for M. To watch. Plapping it down in the middle of the living room with the curtains closed of course as he sat there and directed me as to what he wanted to see..
The longest I ever managed to stay on it was 45 minutes and I couldn't handle it anymore. The orgasms at times were like waves. They washed over one another. As one subsided and I thought I would be done it's like a second one would just come out of nowhere and override that one.
I was breathing so heavy you would think I just got done running a mile. It came with a variety of attachments and there was one small attachment that he wanted me to try anally and I did. It was such a strange but incredibly strong orgasm being that it was an anal orgasm. The way it moved to my body was insane.
And I can tell you that I never tried anal sex with that thing again. I was just too scared!
One of the things we really enjoyed about it was while I was writing it he would stand up in front of me and I would give him oral sex. The way I wouldn't moaned and groaned well he was in my mouth he said it felt like my mouth was a vibrator. It was as much of a turn-on for him as for me and when the orgasm would come upon me I would be holding on to him for dear life squeezing his ass in each hand and pulling him into my mouth looking for something to pacify myself on.
Another warning about it if you live in an apartment or any place where you need privacy don't bother this thing is so loud it vibrates through everything that it sits on.
Before I returned it to her I had to thoroughly wash this thing because of all the bodily fluids I have spilled over it for the two weeks I had it.
And to be honest with you I was a little bit red in the face when I brought it back. It made her smile because she knew exactly what it was I was thinking.
Lady L. 💋🔥💋💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
I’ve read reviews about the Sybian, and it’s everything you described, including the price.
I did watch a video of a woman using one once. Her orgasm was something spectacular…
So hot, wish I was test driving a [Sybian] now… […]
So, very hot. I have always wanted to see my wife ride one. Never could pay that much, either.
We bought two toys, I wrote about, 1 time. Maybe used them twice. I did try the vibe on me solo, & another makeshift toy is a hair trimmer, I have used a few solo times, too.
Thanks. Love your intimate details.
Awesome to hear you had a nice friend to walk you through these things. Also, it is great to hear you & your husband are so in tune with it all. You guys are keeping me up, in this thread.
The price of those thigs is scary! Sure, they are a big mean orgasm making machine, but too rich for us!
My wife came up with a poor mans….or more like a poor woman's Sybian though. She grabbed her vibrating suction cup dildo, and stuck it on the top of our weight bench. Then she straddled the bench, and mounted the dildo! The best part was, I got home early and found her there, slowly sliding up and down on the dildo while she held a vibrating bullet to her clit! WOW! I sure startled her! I asked her if this was a routine workout she did while I was away!!! 🙂
We moved the dildo closer to the end of the bench, and I replaced the vibrating bullet with my tongue!
Wax candles. But, be careful, they may break easy.
Screwdriver handles.
Garden rake handle.
Depending on the size, these can be a fun challenge. I won't divulge who was the recipient; my wife, me, or both. Use your imagination. I will say a lot of almond oil was used for the garage tools.
Nice SCMM! As for my imagination, I’ll go with both 😉
Vanessa and I aren’t really toys people but have nothing against them. Her sister Andrea is crazy about toys, she talks with Vanessa about different kinds of toys and what they do. She and her husband Mark have an entire dresser full of various toys lol.
I’ve used the handle of a hairbrush to attempt prostate massage when much younger. I also used the bristles of a toothbrush to stimulate my penis back when I was in college.
As I’ve said before, Vanessa and her sisters used to use the jets at the pool.
Toys aren’t for everyone, and that’s okay.
I would love to have been a fly on the wall for one of those days at the pool, though. 😉
Cute story here: brings to mind a conversation I had with one of our "church lady" friends a couple years ago. It was around Thanksgiving and she called me while I was baking Jim's fav pumpkin pie. She was telling me how hot I looked at her last pool party, […] [and how her husband] really enjoys going down on her while stroking himself.
Well, all this talk got me, you guessed it, creamy – and I just happened to have the rolling pin handy, so ……. lol …
Oooo, nice CP! That gave me a nice mental image😉
We/she have used cucumbers, bananas, brats (covered with a condom), and an electric toothbrush. For a number of years we used a 5.5 inch by 1.75 inch by 1inch hard foam rubber surface hand strengthener coated with a slick silicone as a dildo. We’d work it all the way in her pussy and then I’d finger fuck her deep in her rosebud as she rubbed her clit. The homemade dildo and my finger filled her up and drove her over the top!
Do you use different things depending on which hole. Never thought about trying a brat.
Cucumbers allow me to shop for girth and length.
Good to read men are experimenting too.
We've tried anal; my girth is too much for her. Have never toyed her ass. She'd be into it with the right sized homemade or designed toy. She loves to be DPed.
Ooolala SilverGold! That sounds hot 😉
We have used just a few household things for restraints and blindfolds but that’s about it. We enjoy sex toys, but have bought them all. My wife enjoys vibrators and dildo’s though it took a while to dial into the ones best suited for her. I’ve never found anything that is best suited or matches my personal male anatomy well though we’ve tried.
Sounds great Monogamyman1. I love the restraints.
I’ve always wanted a fleshlight, especially one with a suction cup that I could put on the shower wall.
Have you used a flesh light? Any other toys you like for your penis?
I like the idea but I’m always nervous to buy toys for myself. I’ve probably thrown away a half dozen strokers and other toys because they didn’t work well for my anatomy. I’m quite girthy at six ins with proportionate extra length and it has caused some challenges finding toys that fit/work.
Monogomyman1,
All of my “sex toys” are of the household variety, so I’ve never used a fleshlight. It’s just on the list of things I’d like to try.
You should try buying a few.
A stroker or pocket pussy is very nice. My roommate in college got one as a gag gift, but needless to say hammered away at it until it finally wore out.. I have a different one now but finding one that fits you right is exceptional. I’ll use it on my own or sometimes my wife will use it on me when she sits on my face for oral. It’s nice!
Additionally a prostate toy can be VERY enjoyable. I’ve masturbated with prostate play and received oral during it. The gunshots are intense and significantly higher volume.
I’ve tried other toys without as much success, but that may not be the case for everyone. I’d like to be able to find some more fun ones, but they just didn’t fit my penis right which made them ineffective.
Most male toys are cheap so give them a go!
My wife Amanda has come a long way since she first explored masturbation. She wrote a story about that using my account a few years back. Since then she has embraced this as a part of our marriage bed. It has been a game changer. Integrating mutual masturbation and sharing some of our our solo experiences with each other, after the fact, has increased our intimacy. It has also helped manage our different levels of libido and those times when we are separated.
Sometimes when we are just lounging, watching a movie or whatever, Amanda will just slip her hand into her panties. Or, she might remove her panties and begin using one of her many toys. She knows I enjoy the show and she can explore what makes her feel good. It will always leads to a great sexual encounter, cant say we ever remember what was plating on the tube. It is not related to that and we dont actually enjoy sex scenes in any case.
Our sex scenes are the real deal and God ordained.
Recently, while watching something, she began using her hairbrush, which has a ribbed handle, to bring her pleasure. That she discovered, quite by accident, when she first explored masturbation, also in her story. I had never seen her masturbate with that toy that and I certainly enjoyed the show. Unlike her typical method of getting off, using this toy took her to a different level. She was much more vocal, giving herself verbal encouragement and then really working that "cock" in and out of her pussy. She gave herself quite the orgasm and rode that "cock" more aggressively than the other toys she masturbates with. Of course, I was giving my cock a good rub down as well. In the end, she directed me to shoot my cum all over her toy and pussy as she was getting off. Gotta say, I am a big fan of the haribrush.
I love that Amanda has embraced this form of sex and that we can share it together makes it even better. Masturbation, especially mutual masturbation, is now a mainstay in our marriage bed. She would affirm that we should have started this years sooner in our marriage.
Wow, that’s super hot Caveman. I’m so glad you and Amanda have grown like this in your sex life. I can imagine how thrilling that is to watch. I can also imagine being turned on by just seeing that hairbrush laying around knowing where it has been. 😉
Thanks for sharing!
I use a CVS brand $16 automatic toothbrush for prostate stimulation. Lay on my back with towels under me and lube up my cock and nipples. I never knew my body could do what it does with all that going on at once…explosive orgasms. I just ride it out as long as I can. I have also used cucumbers to pound into as well as cantaloupe but I destroy them in no time due to my girth. I can't tell you how many true masturbators and sleeves I have purchased only to shred them in a week. Such a waste of money. They don't make them for well endowed men. It sucks.
Hmmm…it sounds like I need to drop by CVS and the supermarket 😉
KM, you won't be disappointed brother
Texasman—- I agree!
I posted just above this to kingdom man. I have a 6 in girth and struggle to find toys that work. Are you about the same? If so, aside from cantaloupe what have you found that works with a larger cock?
Monogamyman1, we sound very similar in size. I am almost 8" hard with 6 1/4 girth and hang at 6.5" flaccid. Isn't it crummy that the manufacturers don't market ANYTHING for fellas like us? I have searched everywhere and bought so many types just to shred them. I haven't found anything yet but the cantaloupe. The cucumber was destroyed in no time. Have you tried anything else? It's nice to talk to another well endowed man to get some insight on what has worked/not worked for you as well. If you have a gmail I can reach out to you if you want.
@texasman
I’ve been through a handful of toys; strokers, cock rings etc and have found a few that worked but it took a while. Let me know how to reach out and I can recommend specifics that have worked well over the years. Took trial and error but there are a couple.
[From MH: As a policy, MarriageHeat does not facilitate the exchange of private contact information. However, the site is intended to be a platform for discussions exactly like this, so feel free to make your recommendations here in the comments!]
Looks like I’ll just post it here.
You and I are close to the same dimensionally, though you’ve got a hair more length so hopefully these recommendations still work. I’m maybe a half inch shorter but same girth so I’d bet we share the same challenges.
For a masturbator, the A&E super head honcho has been the longest I’ve found and handle the added girth pretty well. My cock still sticks out a bit, so I can’t bottom out fully but it still works pretty well compared to others where a third to half my cock is always in or out.
We tried vibrating cock rings and other toys—- hard no. I got a bruise from it so that’s been out.
Also, we tried a hitachi wand attachment that is supposed to vibrate and stroke you. It was so tight it felt like it was going to give me a bruise.
I’ve tried watching videos of men using toys because I figured it would help find things that fit if you can see the penis it’s used on. It doesn’t matter how many times they mention “huge cock” or whatever, the camera tricks they play clearly exaggerate their girth.
I’m a tall and athletic looking guy, so having a 7.5” penis with a little over 6” girth doesn’t look big, just proportional, especially compared to what the penises in video demos look like. Their cocks look way bigger but when you actually get the toy, it’s clearly not accurate.
Same thing with dildos. Took a long time to find one that was pretty much the same size as me for my wife. They look MASSIVE in the box. Pull it out and put it next to yours in real life, not even close to the same. We got the Real Cocks 7.5” thinking it looked (and read) to be the same size, but no.
Monogomyman1,
This is really helpful communicating with another fella with about the same dimensions. Finding any toys has been very frustrating. How long ago did you purchase the A&E Super Head Hondo stroker? I was reading some of the reviews and it appears they switched manufacturing to China and altered the design slightly. The larger guys have been saying it rips (like the others I have used just shredding it after a few uses). Were any of the videos helpful in your search for a toy for men like us?
Texas
It’s been a while, but im fairly certain that’s the stroker I have but no guarantee it’s the same these days.
Most of the time I’m trying to find a toy that works, I just google the name + review or something and see what pops up. Sometimes it’s an actual review, other times it’s a video of someone actually using it which tends to help the most as I can see if their cock appears the same size.
And yes it’s a challenge. Everyone loves to joke or dream of a big dick, but honestly the extra girth has plenty of challenges too.
Monogomyman1, I had a chat with Grok yesterday. The
Hot Octopuss PULSE SOLO ESSENTIAL Vibrating Male Masturbator was highly recommended for cocks with intense girth and longer length. I ordered it and will let you know how it goes. I really hope this does the trick. It would be nice to have something to edge with besides my hand that I would not destroy in a week.
“Intense girth or longer length” is a funny phrase. Before actually measuring, I never would have thought that to be the case, just looked average. Wasn’t until my buddy and I stroked up and boner to compare them side by side when we were younger that I realized proportionality and personal perspective can hide it quite well.
Glad to know and will give it a try. Let me know how it works for you!
Monogomyman1, I stroked with two friends in junior high. Funny thing, is I still didn't realize the difference in sizes as much. Maybe it's because I was still growing? Were you in high school or college where your growth would have been further along when you stroked with your buddy? It's great to talk to another fella that is very similar in size since we have encountered the same challenges. My wife and I were virgins when we married (glad we were) but no input from anyone else. My wife just things all men are my size I guess. It wasn't until years later when I was working out at the gym when I noticed guys glancing at me in the locker room and shower. I also had a friend from church that was working out with me. We were spotting each other. The first time we hit the showers together he said "Nice cock, man". Then I started researching cock size more and realized just how blessed I was.
@Texas
Fairly similar experience. First time (the experience I mentioned) was in high school. We would jerk off together and compared cocks but I just assumed he was small and I was average, but it was all good and didn’t make a deal about it.
In college my roommate and I would also jerk off together while we talked about our girlfriends or whatever our horny minds had for the day. I didn’t realize he too was also extremely blessed because we had “twin cocks”—- looked the same, same dimensions etc. Because of that I just assumed we were normal/ average. My wife also saw his cock a few times on some fun occasions we had so she thought the same and we were clueless.
It wasn’t until I tried using condoms and some toys she got me and I found myself getting bruised from them that I started wondering. We had probably been married 2-3 years before I finally measured my penis to try and search for a condom that fit when I realized what was hanging between my legs.
She now finds it funny and has goofy names for it that she will playfully use if her friends bring up sex. I dont know if they realize “the twig” or “the coffee stirrer” is all a joke or not but it’s our little inside joke.
Monogomyman1,
Got the Pulse Solo Essential in. It's awesome man. Finally something I can fit in. Really cool vibrating sensations. The "wings" expand to our cock size so it's not too tight but snug. You can stroke with it or just let it do its thing. If you order it, let me know your thoughts on it as well.
It's great to help each other out like this since we face the same challenges.
Sounds good!
I looked it up and tried to read/ watch the reviews- DonnySantana seemed to focus more on the vibration but it still looked quite good and was a nice review! How is the stroking action? I tend to get off more to the back and forth than vibration.
Also have you done prostate play?
Monogomyman1,
I like the stroking action as well. The vibrations are excellent. They focus right on the frenulum and go throughout the cock. I have used to to stroke with as well. It's different from the closed type of sleeves. At least we won't shred them. I will take it as something different. Yeah, I do prostate play sometimes. To test it out I purchased a vibrating toothbrush from CVS. Lubed the head up with coconut oil. It took a bit to get used to the penetration. I am really an alpha kind of guy. I stroked my cock and then, when I turned it on….dude it was incredible. I didn't know my body could do stuff like that. It makes me get really vocal. Do you do prostate play sometimes as well? What has been your experience?
Monogomyman1 did you see the comment/question?
Just saw it.
So I’ve tried prostate play a few times, but haven’t found a toy or vibrating toy that hits perfect yet. They all feel nice, but what hits my prostate best is when it’s the right angle and pushing back and forth on it. I’m with you in the “alpha” type camp, most people would be shocked if they knew me, but I’d honestly love to have my wife try pegging me because I think that would hit the spot just right. Haven’t done it (yet) but I can imagine a proper prostate orgasm has to be next level. It may be kinky or not typical, but I can see the allure.
What a fun topic. I started with the corner of my pillow when I was 13. This graduated to stuffed animals (poor teddy), bathtub faucets, horses (yes I was a rider in high school, a boyfriend’s motorcycle (my biker phase) several hand held shower heads (still useful!) jacuzzi jets, an electric toothbrush (ashamed of that one), the upholstered arm of a couch (no longer around thank you) and a therapeutic muscle hammer like you see on NFL sidelines, which nearly sent me to the emergency room. Thus endeth the confession!
Oh my, the emergency room…ouch.
I admit that I’ve worried about the repercussions of having to take a similar trip. I always make sure to keep an extra tight grip on that cucumber 😉
Latex (or polyurethane) gloves can have many uses and can provide some interesting textures! And I've watched several youtube videos on how to make your own sex toys, though as far as my penis goes I'm happy with my hand.
I’ve used those gloves before, and they to work nicely. Once, ( or twice), in the restroom at work when I needed a quick release. 😉