Let Them Wonder!
Let us have some fun. I thought about asking this question…
If you could walk into a shop and buy any three items that would make them wonder about what you were up to….
What would it be?
Here is my idea.
1.Rope
2. Coconut oil
3. A large cucumber
Why so quiet?
Love your survey! Ours would be:
Large bottle of virgin olive oil
Sleeping eye mask
Handcuffs
LadyGarden
Somebody is getting a red bum it seems….
I am inquisitive….. olive oil? Please tell me more.
1. Blindfold
2. Toolbox
3. Can of whipped cream
Love it!
Latex gloves.
Shrink wrap.
Ping pong paddle.
Somebody is getting a red bum it seems….
Okay.. this is hilarious.. some friends of mine and I would play a very similar game.. we'd just text and say.. I need you to go to the store to get me 3 things.. 🙂
So here goes..
1) a kiddie pool
2) some cowboy boots
3) ice cream
🔞💦💦💦
1. Chocolate syrup
2. Condoms
3. Whipped cream
Already have coconut oil .
1 large cucumber!!
2 feather duster
3 leathered handcuffs.
I dont think the cucumber is going to be used for making a salad
No the cucumber will be buried deep between those legs just like mine was today out by the pool! Gives you that very full feeling inside of the vjay.
Hi ClimaXX—virgin olive oil is a wonderful enhancement to our sexual adventures; be it for a lovely full body massage, extra lubrication to those special areas, or even as a skin softener, we’ve enjoyed virgin olive oil for years. Would have listed coconut oil—another favorite—yet it was already taken!
Give the olive oil a try and let us know!
LadyGarden
Great idea. Never tried but will do
1 condoms
2 cucumber (long ones)
3 chocolate covered cherries
Has anyone used a cucumber without a condom? I would be worried about having pickles.
😂😂😂
I LOVE the cucumber idea, and I have personally used them in the past… Wink wink. 🤭
Actually ended up using it for a dinner (only for my husband and I of course)
Let me tell you, that glorious big green thing was surely saturated with my pussy juice. (I ended squirting massively on it).
Never pass the opportunity to go organic!! It was an amazing ride. Cucumbers are my favorite vegetables.
I must say that I SO enjoy seeing a woman taking a large cucumber. It’s so stimulating and amazing.
Oh girl you and me both!! Can’t put something large and hard inside me these days without squirting on it. Oh I had a good couple cums laying in the sun by the pool today…the cucumber feels the biggest compared to the hubby’s erection so I’ve been reading MH and I’m instantly wet (horny & pregnant lol) and I slip the cucumber right on in and have a good few orgasms.
My Lucy has treated me to more than one extreme show. The cucumber came out white with foamy juices. And….. we ate it.
They do have a wide variety of salad dressing on the shelves of the grocery store.
I will think of you next time I’m in a restaurant and they say their dressing is “home made”.
That is hot!
I love slurping up my pussy juices off a cock or dildo. A cucumber is even hotter in its own regard especially when eating it after cumming on it from a nice and deep stretch.
SecondMarge, I totally agree. Frothy pussy juice would make a wonderfully tasty all natural salad dressing. That's actually a very good idea for a kinky and very healthy meal!
Corn Nuts, Chocolate Syrup and a Box of Condoms
Corn nuts ? You have to tell me more.
A cucumber (obviously 😂), a jar of chocolate spread and a large feather duster
The chocolate spread have been a great add-on one evening. The eroticism combined with licking it off my wife's nipples and clit was a winner.
A total grocery list would be a can of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino cherries, and a small electric toothbrush.
Earl you will have to tell us more about this list. Toothbrush?????
To put the toothbrush on the clit. Can you say, "I’m cumming"????
Thank you ladies and gentlemen for making our upcoming trips to the Produce Isle incredibly more interesting. And we will never think of salad dressing, cucumbers, and toothbrushes quite the same—especially “organic” salad dressing…
LadyGarden🥰
I have to say that combining a cucumber with a carrot is quite an experience. One for the front door and one for the back door.
Lube
An Ear of corn 🌽 (way better than a cucumber)
Ice cream
Someday I'll have to write the story
Omg! Trying this! (Ear of corn, I mean. Can't wait to hear where the ice cream came in! Write, man, Write!)
An ear of corn sounds amazing, thanks for the idea! I'll have to keep that in mind for my future wife to try.
Cooked or raw?
Buttered but not salted.
Crazy, no time to write that one up at the moment but maybe someday. 🤔
Lol Marge 😊 it didn't start off buttered or salty but it sure ended up that way. Tried both cooked and raw. Once boiled it and allowed it to cool just enough, then dribbled ice cream on and in her pussy followed by inserting the very warm ear of corn. Did this several times until she was writhing then made a meal of it. She said the hot/cold sensation was exquisite. And the nubs of corn are amazing.
Happy Hubby, I just love getting new ideas that I have not tried before. Guess who will be going shopping in the next few days
Happy to help. But you will owe us all a story 😁
Happy Hubby, A new story has just been submitted – Riding the Monster.
Woohooo. Release date? I fear it will be awhile and now I'm like a kid at Christmas being tortured by the wait! Can't wait to read it!
Long cucumber, rope, and coconut oil.
Let us be honest about this. A cucumber is one extremely sexy fruit when it is in the right place.
I’m the right place being deep between the legs of a horny woman. Should’ve seen the cuc inside me today…oh boy, was I cumming!
Hmm….
Chocolate syrup
Strawberries
An ear of corn
Chilled soda water (pop, no flavour no sugar)
Party Ice. It's summertime here.
Cacao powder (for hot chocolate)
The perfect healthy (and tasty), sensual b/j 💋
I didn’t realize how many people are fans of cucumbers. I feel more normal now.
Can you share your experiences with cucumbers!? I had several body shaking orgasms today with one deep inside me out by the pool. Would love to hear about yours and how you used it/how it made you feel.
[From MH: A post submission would be great!]
1. Handcuffs
2. Sleepy eyes blindfold
3. Feather duster