Sexy Wife: a Limerick
I loved the story The Two Become One by MattBZG. It inspired me to write a multi-limerick poem. The verses have references to some things in my previous stories (like Strawberry Cream Pie). I kind of got carried away. Now I keep thinking in limerick. Like MattBZG, I want to give just a bit of background first. Of course, you might want to read the poem and skip the background info until AFTER you read the poem. So come to think of it… I am putting that info AFTER the poem. Think of it as an explanation of the poem. Although much of the poem is self-explanatory.
Here it is:
“Sexy Wife”
I had a rough marriage – my first
Was really the absolute worst
My heart, it was broke
And it was no joke
That I felt my love life had been cursed
Melodie was first my best friend
As I gave love a chance again
She was sweet and was kind
With an amazing mind
My heart was starting to mend
She was and is a good Christian girl
While dating we did not give sex a whirl
But when sex was unleashed
She was a passionate beast
As her body for me she unfurled
We make love every other day
Often in a different way
She’s my sweet sunrise flower
We wake and we shower
Then our morning is when we will play
She has amazing Nordic eyes
Looking up from the bed where she lies
And to tell you the truth
I don’t think it’s uncouth
That her curves really give me a rise
Sometimes she wears lingerie
It really enhances our play
The cupless is best
Cause it shows off her breasts
In a sexy and erotic way
To start she will love on my nipple
It feels good but it also can tickle
Then I’ll nibble her boob
This will make her lube
And it also enlarges my pickle
Melodie has beautiful breasts
I always insist they’re the best
They’re full and they’re ripe
As the tip of my pipe
Rubs her raspberries ‘til she hits full crest
Her clitoris is pink and quite pretty
Although it is quite itty bitty
To lick it I love
Or my finger will rub
On her clit while I suck on her titty
At oral she’s really quite good
As she engulfs my hard morning wood
She’ll pump with her hands
Tongue caressing my glans
Like only a loving wife could
I love to be way up inside her
I do this while laying beside her
Perpendicular we lie
As my snake with one eye
Slips in as she applies vibrator
Now she is a wife who’s quite bushy
When excited she will get all gushy
When loving her man
She does all that she can
To stroke my hard rod with her pussy
Our orgasms always are sweet
It’s really an amazing feat
As a couple in love
Like a hand in a glove
Share bodies as a marital treat
After we cuddle and lie
Together we laugh and we cry
I say, “You’re my true love
Sent from God up above.”
Then I have my strawberry cream pie
Then I feel her nails on my back
For this, she really has quite the knack
I’ll gently cup her breasts
As we lie there and rest
Getting ready for the second act
I love my wife Melodie
She’s a Scandinavian beauty
With full curvy breasts
Where my head likes to rest
Never thought I would this happy be
Nothing can keep us apart
Not old age nor my lousy heart
Making love’s what we do
Every time feels brand new
To me, my wife’s still a tart
My wife was a cougar it’s true
She’s older than me by a few
Yet her skin is still smooth
And I’ve loved every groove
Since the day we both said, “I do.”
To me, she’s more beautiful than any
Making love makes her look like she’s twenty
We kiss and we romp
And we lick and we whomp
Until we decide we’ve had plenty…
…Plenty of each other’s love
Remembering it’s a gift from above
To married children of God
He gives us a nod
To share our passionate love
Of course it was a command not request
God said, “Adam and Eve, be one flesh.”
So I love on my wife
She’s the love of my life
And she loves me back – she’s the best
Now this poem is getting too long
I wish I could put it to song
Cause my wife is my joy
Mañana y hoy. (tomorrow & today)
Being married – none of this is wrong
Poem Explanation:
Due to a bad heart in my chest, we have to make love in the morning. This is the best time because my heart has had a nice rest all night. I refer to my wife Melodie’s nipples as raspberries. That is what they look like when aroused. I had been married previously and it was a very difficult marriage. Melodie, with her patience and kindness, has helped me heal from that first marriage.
Melodie and I waited and did not do anything sexual until after we were married. She was still a virgin on our wedding night. Our favorite lingerie is Melodie’s cupless teddies. She has several. Her full and lovely breasts are so beautiful… and when framed by an open cup lacey teddy they are just breathtaking to me.
My wife and I discovered on our honeymoon that I also love having nipple stimulation. Not all men do, but I learned that I do. (She likes stimulating my nips, as we call them. And she likes me stimulating hers too, of course.) We have a perpendicular sex position that we call “X Position” where we lie at right angles and I enter her while she is on her back and I am on my right side. She can use her vibrator in this situation. This is our go-to sex position.
A couple of years ago we discovered that we both enjoy me masturbating my “pipe” or erection as I rub the tip on her nipple or alternately on either nipple. This often triggers her orgasm. And it is extremely pleasurable for me as well.
My wife has very soft hair. Her pubic hair is also very soft. So she does not trim nor shave it and I am fine with that. The few times she tried to trim or shave her pubic hair, it became so itchy that it about drove her crazy. I like her natural look anyway.
After we each have our first orgasm of the sex session, we usually lie together, wait, talk, and cuddle with my head on her breast or arm as I cup and stroke her lovely breasts. She will reach around and gently scratch my back with her fingertips. (It feels great!) Then after a few minutes of this, we are able to go for round two — or as the poem says, Act 2.
My wife is several years older than me and it has never made any difference in our relationship. She still has the most amazing smooth skin. And when we make love and she is aroused, her face takes on a glow and all the lines disappear. I swear she looks like she is in her early twenties every time! What husband wouldn’t love that? (As I’ve said before, I consider this a Spiritual Gift from God that he gives to us long time married couples… that is, we see our spouse as they looked when we married him or her.) The rest of the time (in our everyday life) most people think Melodie is 10-15 years younger than she really is.
Though not specifically mentioned in the poem, we both actually have serious health challenges that we work around in our life and in our lovemaking sessions. As you can tell when you read the poem, I am still absolutely crazy in love with my beautiful, kind, intelligent, and sexy wife; and yes, she IS a Scandanavian beauty… with an advanced degree. And yes again, we DO have sex every other day. We have a specific schedule we follow. I’ve talked about it in other posts. And finally, the first commandment, given to Adam and Eve was to be one flesh. It was not a request, it was the first commandment from God, and I believe that this commandment is still in force for married couples.
So keep on keeping that commandment by loving your spouse passionately!
LM
Great Story. I love limericks.
Thanks King Arthur. I like limericks too so I just kept going and going.
Wow, LM, this is beautiful! You are right, it is obvious from your writings (all of them) that you are absolutely in love with your wife. You are so blessed to have such intimacy with each other, and the fact that you make love twice a week despite the health issues confronting each of you blows my mind! Keep it up!
Thanks CrazyHappyLoved! I guess the poem is really long but I kept thinking of things to say about my lovely, kind, & sexy wife.
Not your typical limerick, for sure, but you did a beautiful job!
Hi LM,
We both loved your poems here, a great honoring of God and each other… champion effort! Thanks, may you continue in your love for each other and walk with Him, cheers M
Be still my heart, flutter flutter. Till I read this poem, LM, whenever I heard the word limerick, my mind always went to Nantucket, the bucket, pluck it or tuck it, plus more. God bless you Brother. mack