Names and Phrases (L)
The comments to this post may contain strong language (L).
I want to start a discussion of your favorite names that you heard of, read about others using, or came up with on your own for the following: Penis, Vagina, Clitoris, Ass, etc. It can be a code word/phrase between the two of you, or maybe how you use these names in the throes of passion. If you have a special moment about how you came up with some specific name, please share.
I’ll start:
I’ve told my wife her pussy looks like a strawberry when you cut it in half. So now, whenever either of us eats a strawberry, we tease each other with it.
One time in the heat of passion, my wife told me, “bang harder; I want to see the stars!”
Now your turn:
My wife was not a Squirter, but man, did she ever get wet. One of us always had the opportunity of sleeping on the wet spot afterwards…We called it, "The O Zone".
O Zone is VERY good!
Hubbie here. Interesting topic. Words are important! I’m in. Overall, Queen and I try to see and be sexually-focused and intentional as much as possible and wherever possible. We know there is marriage-bed power in sex, and we love to feel it surge in us and between us all the time. (I’m sure some will be obvious) …
* (a nod to your ”strawberries”) We grocery shop every Saturday, and strawberries get “noticed”, as do bananas, cucumbers, peaches, and those large pepperoni logs. If there’s sexual-food innuendo, we choose to notice! (And I eat a ton of pineapple, so that gets noticed (yes, my cum tastes good to both of us!))
* we refer to ourselves (each other) as Vixen and Horn Dog. Vixen meaning a sexually experienced and wild woman (not the stupid meaning in the vixen/bull/stag open marriage sin), and Horn Dog being essentially the male equivalent, with a touch of over-sexed, horny high school teenager thrown in.
* we think sex within marriage is very wide open, and so “married slut” is a compliment, and doesn’t carry the usual pejorative meaning. We get “whore” but prefer “high priced escort” – it’s a little classier, no? Not sure of the male equivalent, but conveying that we’re experienced at fucking and have some skills is good!
* out-of-bounds (OOB), or “The Six”, is an important concept. We firmly believe that every sexual thing is good and appropriate inside a monogamous marriage EXCEPT for that which God prohibits in His word. Yes, they exist, and I’ve referred to them in prior posts as “The Six”. Too lengthy for this post.
* Rules Of Engagement (ROE) means (1) If we CAN do a sexual thing (it’s not OOB), then we SHOULD do it. (2) If we SHOULD do it, then we ACTUALLY DO IT (not just talk about it), and (3) if we ACTUALLY DO IT, then we do it with WILD ENTHUSIASM. (mediocre, lukewarm, passive, meh sex has no place in a hot marriage!)
* following ROE, wild, unleashed, animal sex is how we describe what we strive for. We talk about “The Edge” being the line over which is OOB, and we don’t go there. But there’s definite heat being at this Edge, and we like to play “all over” the soccer field, definitely in-bounds, but not safely in the middle, either.
* overall, we refer to our “passion”, the “heat” between us, our Christian, monogamous, sexual focus as “The Lifestyle” (to Take It Back (TIB) from the out-of-bounds swingers) and our “Fairytale” to remind us to intentionally create, build, craft a passion-based marriage that’s different than “normal”.
(And there’s NOTHING innocent or G-rated implied in “Fairytale”. It’s totally sex-focused and X-rated! We tend to be naked around the house (NAH) a lot, and I’ll say to Queen, “Ask your friends if their husband serves them naked all the time. Go ahead, I’ll wait. I know the answer. It’s no!” We CHOOSE to be wildly different!)
* we intentionally use the very graphic sexual words to signify and remind us that we’re not scientists or doctors, but besotted, sex-crazed lovers! So cock, pussy, dick, cunt, and fuck are regular fare. Penis and vagina, etc. belong in a biology class, not between our messed-up sheets!
* related (I hope I don’t offend anyone), but we’ve seen “Man-Parts” and “Lady-Place” as euphemisms for the obvious cock and pussy, and it makes blood shoot out my eyes. It seems either too shy, too offended, or too creative. God created cock, pussy, and fucking! They’re our home field! Take them back and get heated!
* we talk about the “background hum” of passion, like a soundtrack to a movie. You know when danger is coming, and you yell at the TV, “Can’t you people hear the music? There’s danger coming!” We always want to hear the music or hum that reminds us “There’s sex coming!”
I’m sure there’s more because we’ve been at crafting this Fairytale for a while now, and have built up quite the metaphor vocabulary. I can only encourage you all to be very focused and intentional about your passion with your spouse, and words are so very important!
"Rules Of Engagement (ROE) means (1) If we CAN do a sexual thing (it’s not OOB), then we SHOULD do it. (2) If we SHOULD do it, then we ACTUALLY DO IT (not just talk about it), and (3) if we ACTUALLY DO IT, then we do it with WILD ENTHUSIASM. (mediocre, lukewarm, passive, meh sex has no place in a hot marriage!)"
I LOVE this! Definitely stealing it, lol
Thank you QH and Gemlin, I second that, “mediocre, lukewarm, passive meh sex has no place in marriage.” This was refreshing for me to read. My wife and I got some work to do.
I like this question so here are some of our possibly unique sex words & phrases:
My virgin wife was nervous on our wedding night. She was particularly nervous about my penis. When we had kissed, cuddled, and petted some through clothing and we slowly got to nude n aroused states she finally saw my “well above average” hard erection. “I came, I saw, I conquered!” she said… and as she began stroking me with her hand she named my penis, “Fred.”
I have a sky-high libido. I want at least one orgasm every morning. Since we have a “sex schedule” of full lovemaking—full sexual intercourse every three days or so—my wife licks and “tongue-titilates” my “man-nips” on nearly all the other days as I “pump my penis” to orgasm. We call this “FMP” for “fix my problem.”
Anytime she gently runs her fingers on any part of my body (especially my man-nips) I say that she has “magic manos.” “Mano” is Spanish for hand.
We use the terms, “”sex session, lovemaking session,” or “a pounding session.“ We also might ask each other, “Wanna play?”
The first time we had oral sex (a month into our marriage) Melody LOVED it when I tongue-fucked her pussy. So when Melody wants to receive oral sex she says, “Put your tongue inside me!”
Sometimes during a sex session or lovemaking session, I will play with alliteration and compliment her and/or her specific body parts as in: “Lucious labia, beautiful boobies, cute cunt,
soft-smooth skin, wonderful wife, sexy scientist, tantalizing titties, tasty twat, etc.”
When we became empty nesters, a member of our church congregation surprised us when he said, “Ooooo, the clothing optional stage!” We had a lot of lazy n long lovemaking sessions for 11 years in that stage of life. We had sex or/& oral sex in the kitchen, living room, under the Christmas tree, in the shower, etc.
Now that we have a connected apartment and thus share a house with our daughter and her husband and kids, we usually only have those “loooong loving sessions” when they go out of town.
When our grandson or granddaughter is knocking on our bedroom door when wife n I are having morning sexual intercourse or doing foreplay, oral sex, FMP etc…. our standard answer we say through the locked door is “We are sleeping in.” If she/he persists, one of us will put on a robe, and the other spouse covers up under a blanket or sheet. Then the robed spouse opens the door and lies: “We were just about to take a shower.” So at times, Melody & I can say to each other, as we make finger quotes, “Do you want to ‘take a shower?’” OR “Do you want to ‘sleep in?’”
Since it is Sunday today, we heard that there is a Jewish saying that says that it is a blessing to make love on the sabbath. And we heard that one of our church leaders said many years ago that in marriage you can find the “sublimest ecstasy.” So on Sunday mornings I can ask Melody if she wants some “sublime ecstasy” or to “have a
blessing by making love on the sabbath.”
Since for lube we use different flavors of AloeCadabra mixed with a lump of coconut oil slid up into my wife’s vagina, when—after I’ve cum in her pussy—I give her cunnilingus or more often scoop the mixture out of her pussy & onto her nipples for me to lick off, we call it our “protein shake.” I often say specific phrases like: “Mmmm.. piña colada pussy,” or “vanilla vagina,” or “cherry flavored pussy – but I had your
cherry 🍒 years ago.” Then there is, “Mmmm… orange creamsickle cunt,” or “Tahitian Vanilla Tits,” or “Strawberry creamed pussy!”
My wife know how to give what I call “the ultimate hug.” It is her squeezing and hugging my “rod” with her Kegal muscles during sexual intercourse. “I have the power!” she says. Yes it feels awesome!
I know this is a long comment but you asked. I’m sure there are more at least somewhat unique words or phrases we use, but that’s all I can think of right now.
"I came, I saw, I conquered!" love it, I’m sure you didn’t mind getting conquered.
Please indulge me. I just remembered a few more words/phrases:
My wife, Melody gets what she calls “an involuntary response” when her “nips” get hard when I cup and even barely massage her “boobies.” (We got that term “boobies” from when we went to the Galápagos Islands as in Blue Footed Boobies, Red Footed Boobies etc. The involuntary response is hard pink—almost red—nipples that look like perfectly ripe raspberries. So her nipples are her “raspberries.” One nipple is a “raspberry.” Of course, during a sex session, we both play with her raspberries, and it is a rather voluntary response instead of being involuntary.
I call her breasts her “boobies” or “boobs,” or her “front” as in “front rub” instead of back rub. She gives me “front rubs” too. And front rubs often include nipples & genitalia.
I adapted the word “nip” or “nips” for nipples. I know it was once a common racial slur, but that is not how I use it. As I alluded to before, my nipples are called my “man-nips.” I only use the words “nip” or “nips” to refer to nipples.
Although I sometimes use the word “fuck,” I came up with an alternative that I often use in our lovemaking and sometimes in my MH stories. Since “F’U.C.K.” in pilgrim times supposedly meant “for unlawful carnal knowledge,” I came up with “FLICK” which stands for “For Lawful Incredible Carnal Knowledge” … since our married sex is both Lawful and Incredible!
I also remembered that ever since our honeymoon Melody has referred to my cum in her pussy as “her present” or she may say, “It’s my special present, meant only for me!” Or after I’ve filled her pussy with cum she’ll say, “I like my present!”
BTW, we have used some of the terms we have learned from other MH writers… like: velvet steel = a hard erection, love potion = semen, man cream = semen, lady place = female external genitalia… etc. etc.
Finally, I’ll mention that archaic sex terms are fun to look up. I came across one that I thought was really funny, “cream the kitty.”
Funny about strawberries…I ALWAYS think of a vagina when I slice one! Sometimes I wonder if any of my family members think that too. As to naming various body parts, I'm working on that. I like some of the more poetic terms that I've stumbled across in romance books. I've called a penis "velvet steel" in one of my stories and I think that's both eloquent and hot. And I like thinking of my future husband licking me and calling my wetness "wine".
I loved that term “velvet steel!”
My wife doesn’t care much for the term creampie, but she loves it when I eat her creampie! Therefore, if she’s requesting, or demanding vocally, and not by shoving my face where she wants it, she’ll talk about me ‘giving myself a blowjob by proxy’, or she’ll just simply tell me to, ‘eat the fuck out of her!’. 🙂
What a fun topic!
Joking about sex, talking about sex, and passionate talk during sex are favorites of mine and the missus!
We refer to masturbating as "diddling" lots of of the time. So, if we ever wanna do something, but are to tired for sex, we'll ask the other "Wanna just diddle?" If we're really in the mood and dirty talking, I'll refer to it as pleasuring myself or pleasuring herself.
When in serious dirty talk, or during sex, we will very often refer to my member as my "big, thick cock"
We really enjoy name calling in the bedroom. During kinky sessions my bride will refer to herself as my princess, little slut, or my cum dumpster. She also loves to be reminded she is my Good Girl. She also will refer to me as "sir" during our more seriously kinky sessions.
Also, if we're being particularly candid, we have nicknamed my penis "The Sheriff of Naughtyham"; it is utterly rediculous, yet it never once fails to make us crack up together 😅 Man we love laughing during sex.
Thank you for sharing, you got lost of fun terms, “The Sheriff of Naughtyham" is something else 🙂 my wife and I also laugh at funny/silly moments when they come up during our foreplay/sex.
Yes and early in our marriage. My penis is known as “Barney.” My wife’s vagina was called “Hilda.” Her breasts were “Pat and Pam,” from left to right.
One day we were driving with our best friends when the wife said, “Oh look there's Barney.” My wife said aloud, “What!?” My wife looked at my groin to insure Barney was safely inside my pants. Her loud exclamation of surprised caused our friend to ask what was so shocking about “Barney,” which we then had to explain who my Barney was. Lots of laughs.
The Barney our friend saw was hanging by a noose from a truck's trailer hitch. 😂😂