Hot-Blooded Sexy Song Parody

First of all, song parodies are only funny if you know the original song. This is an over-the-top sexy and funny song parody of the Foreigner song “Hot Blooded” from 1978, so I’m dating myself.

This song parody repeatedly uses the chorus of the song. If you don’t know the song “Hot Blooded,” look it up and listen to it; that will make my parody way more humorous.

By the way, the lyrics in this song parody are clearly based on our real-life marital sex experiences with each other.

Setting: Early in the morning. My wife Melodie is wearing sexy lingerie and doing an exotic dance at the foot of our queen bed. I am on the bed, and she just woke me up.

“Hot Blooded: Tom & Melody”

(Sung to the chorus of: “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner.)

 

Both Tom and Melody:

Well, we’re hot blooded

Tom and Melody

This is funny and sexy song parody

All about our sexy marital dance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

I’m hot-blooded

Check it and see

I want your manhood deep up inside of me

C’mon, Tommy, take off your PJ pants

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Tom:

I’m hot-blooded

Check it and see

My morning wood’s as hard as an oak tree

C’mon, baby, let’s see more sexy dance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:  

I’m hot-blooded

Look at my panties

My hungry pussy is as wet as can be

I want to be impaled by your phallic lance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

 

Tom:

No one’s more—hot-blooded

Than you, Melody

Beautiful boobies and a lovely pussy

Come and join me in a queen-bed dance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:

You’re hot-blooded

Cute as can be

I want to cuddle and feel you inside me

You suck my titties, I go into a trance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Tom:

I’m hot-blooded

I like what I see

So blessed and lucky that you’ve chosen me

Resisting you is doing something I can’t

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:

I see you’re—hot-blooded

And happy to see me

Being nude with you is what I want to be

I see you’re tenting your pajama pants

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Tom:

You’re hot-blooded

And so very sexy

I’m gonna suck on your big luscious titties

And stroke your cunt, peel down your panties

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:

I’m hot-blooded

answering Nature’s sex calls

Your dick is beautiful, and I like your balls

Get on over here and make your advance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Tom:

I’m hot-blooded

And I love your pussy

I want to lick it from your hole to clitty

I’ll do it, baby, if you’ll give me a chance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:

I’m hot-blooded

Your cock I want to see

And take it inside my oral cavity

I’ll sit on the bed, and you take a stance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Tom:

I’m hot-blooded

Aching for your body

In your pussy is where I want to be

This will be my final sexy stance

I’m hot-blooded; I’m hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot-blooded

Now you’re kissing me

As you finish taking off my panties

Could you suck on my titties, perchance?

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

We’re hot-blooded

Your kisses tell me

That you want me ‘much as I want thee

Gimme those boobies and desire we’ll enhance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

 

Melody:

We’re hot-blooded

Keep sucking my titty

It’s even better when you stroke my pussy

As I now reach down and under your pants

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

We’re hot-blooded

Your hand around me

Is a slice of married ecstasy

I think that my penis shaft loves your warm hands

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot-blooded 

So I’ll give you some head

I always get a kick from tasting my Fred

So by the bed, baby, take your upright stance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

Well, we’re hot-blooded

Lucky and blessed us

Time for me to give you cunnilingus

As I rub your nipples with my hands

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot-blooded

Now you’re inside me

Start off gently, then you increase the speed

Making love with you is all that I need

We’re hot-blooded;  we’re hot blooded

 

Tom:

We’re hot-blooded

Love how your cunt hugs me

Even a larger slice of pure ecstasy

And soon in you my seed I will plant

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot-blooded

Now I’m coming

‘Cause your pounding of my turned-on pussy

Has now brought me to an orgasmic trance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

We’re hot-blooded

I’m planting my seed

Loving you like this is all that I need

It’s like inside of you is where I can prance

We’re hot blooded; We’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot blooded

And I feel your seed

As it gushes way up inside of me

My special present comes from your sexy lance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

We’re hot-blooded

Holding you close to me

Here together is where we want to be

God matched us up, it really wasn’t chance

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Melody:

We’re hot -blooded

We both can see

That I love you and you clearly love me

About our love for hours I could just rant

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Tom:

We’re as hot-blooded

As a couple can be

Your love surrounds me as you are merged with me

So glad we get to share in our marriage dance

We’re hot blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

Both:

Well, we’re hot blooded

We live happily

Being best friends first is just how to be

And being spiritual makes our love enhanced

We’re hot-blooded; we’re hot-blooded

 

 

Note: Except for the first stanza when the words say, “I’m hot blooded” or sometimes “You’re hot blooded” it was before sexual contact. Then when the words changed to “We’re hot blooded” it was during foreplay and sex.

By the way, Melodie said she was hot-blooded today, and that set me off! We had a rip-roaring sex session that was also making both tender love and rambunctious love!  

I’ll be singing this to her the next time we make love!