Old, fat and lazy. But still finds that even the little things about life are funny.
Do you know what the Mommy/Daddy dance is? Most parents have danced this dance and probably didn’t even know there was a name for it. Though the steps aren’t difficult, much patience is required because it can be so difficult that few have ever completed this dance until many, many years later. It goes like […]
My wife and I were shopping the other day, actually just looking, and we found ourselves in the local mall bookstore. Somehow, don’t ask me, we found ourselves in the books on sexual behavior and were laughing at some of the books. I was trying to get my wife to look at this book about […]
The other night my wife and I were in the heat of passion when she says, “Please don’t do that.” “What?” I ask. “That,” she says. “I’ve been doing that for 15 years now and you’ve never complained. In fact, you seems to always squirm and moan when I do that.” “I squirm and moan […]