Grocery Run

Call your husband at work.  Tell him that you need something at the grocery store.  Ask him to get a pen and pencil to make a list.  Now, once he is ready, tell him to go to the grocery store on the way home and pick up anything he would like to lick off of, or eat off of, your naked body when he gets home.

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  1. Trevor Payton says:

    I would LOVE it if my wife sent me those instructions during a grocery run! I’d probably get pulled over for speeding on the way home, though! 🙂

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