We all know there is a day to celebrate just about everything: pizza, burgers, doughnuts, even talking like a pirate. And for the record, July 31st is National Orgasm Day. I searched to see if there was a Breast Appreciation Day; after all, they could be God’s greatest masterpiece. They deserve some “official” recognition. I found a few obscure references to January 2 and April 21 as Breast Appreciation Day and National Boob Appreciation Day, and National Cleavage Day is said to be either January 13th or April 3rd.
I certainly don’t have any authority to declare any official day for anything. Still, I think that, at least in the MH community, May 19th (5/19) should be Breast Appreciation Day in light of Proverbs 5:19, which says of our wives, “A loving doe, a graceful deer—may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.” This is one of my favorite verses for obvious reasons (which I elaborated on in “My Happy Place”).
So husbands, let’s celebrate our intoxication with our wives and love on her beautiful breasts. Compliment them, rub them, kiss them, suck them, oil them, cum on them, whatever the two of you enjoy. Buy her some non-piercing nipple jewelry, unless they’re pierced—then you know what she needs. Play with some nipple clamps or suckers if you’re into that. Whatever you need to do to show your satisfaction, appreciation, and enjoyment with her breast, do it.
Wives, be pleased with the wonderful gift God has given you to captivate your husbands; show those babies off to him. Dressed or undressed depending on the circumstances, let him know that you know he loves them and enjoy him enjoying them.
I know most of us celebrate them all the time, but just like we give a special day to mothers, fathers, giving thanks and such, we can give a special day for these. Let’s make 5/19 a day of great celebration of God’s wonderful, amazing, captivating gift of a wife’s breasts. And feel free to share any of your special celebration activities in the comments or write them up as stories if it warrants.
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