Entries by StillLikeNewlyweds

The Year of the Penguin

* This post contains affiliate links, which are marked by an asterisk. Full Disclosure here. For the past several years of our 32+ years of marriage, we have enjoyed adding toys to our already pretty hot sex life. There have been a few that didn’t quite live up to our expectations. With most of them, […]

From Whispers to Screams (L)

This post contains strong language (L). If you haven’t read Turning Up the Heat, Part 2: Reading is Fundamental by ThePassionatePastor, please do so; it will help this story make more sense. It is a rare weekday that my wife doesn’t have to be at work early in the morning, and that, combined with getting […]

Wand Magic

Even though my wife and I have enjoyed a great sex life for over 30 years, we only started exploring the use of toys in the last couple years. It can be a bit intimidating with all the choices available. We explored a few things for both of us, and it took a little while […]

Ode to My Cocksucker

Note to reader: the following is written to my lovely bride (O-Surfer), and although “Ode” is in the title it is most definitely not poetry. I just don’t have that in me. I love the way some of you can artistically craft your words into a beautiful poem reflecting what you feel, so please keep […]

Breast Appreciation Day

We all know there is a day to celebrate just about everything: pizza, burgers, doughnuts, even talking like a pirate. And for the record, July 31st is National Orgasm Day. I searched to see if there was a Breast Appreciation Day; after all, they could be God’s greatest masterpiece. They deserve some “official” recognition. I […]

Boys and Their Toys

I’ve thought of asking this question for some time but kept putting it off. Then a little bit ago, Chloe asked the women what their Favorite Sex Toy was and got some great responses, so it motivated me to write this post.  It’s your turn, guys. What are your favorite sex toys? I don’t mean […]