Road Games: Vehicle Edition
My wife and I love to take road trips, and to make our trips more fun we have developed a little game to play with spotting vehicles. I say “developed” but it would be better to say “are developing” in that we are continually modifying and adding to it. It came about from two primary influences: the first was an MH story called Road Games, and the second was an annoying little game our kids played called “Beep Jeep.”
The Road Games story told of a game this couple came up with where they defined certain sexual actions based on predetermined items that were spotted. For example, whenever they saw a tumbleweed blow by, she had to flash him her bush. You get the idea. My wife and I thought it sounded fun and said we would have to do that sometime.
The Beep Jeep game was something our kids would do when riding in the car. When one would spot a Jeep, they would yell out “Beep Jeep [color of the Jeep].” It is basically a less violent version of Slug Bug. This drove me crazy when I was in the car with them. One day with just my wife and I in the car she said, “Maybe you’d like the game better with just us and we get to ‘beep’ each other in a special place.” Then she proceeded to say “Beep Jeep” and pressed her hand against my cock. I liked that idea and quickly spotted another Jeep and “beeped” her nipple. We continued playing this when we were in the car alone driving around town.
I won’t go into all the details of how we got from there to where the game is now, but over the next few months it grew. The primary catalyst that caused it to go from “beeping” to our version of the Road Game happened when my wife called out a Jeep and I corrected her and said it was a Hummer. That clicked in my dirty mind and I said, “If we spot a Hummer, shouldn’t I then get a hummer?” (Just in case anyone is unaware, a hummer is often another name for a blowjob, usually implying that the woman is humming at the time.) From there the Road Games story came into the discussion and the game was born with the primary difference being that ours is about spotting vehicles.
As the author of the original story stated, making up the game was as much fun as playing it. Ours was developed over several months time, though, not in a single long trip like in their story, but it was still so much fun. We would try it out on some short trips and make modifications as we went.
So I’d like to share what we have so far, but first a few principles and rules. The reward for spotting should relate somehow to the vehicle (ie. hummer for a Hummer), but that can be a bit of a stretch sometimes. The reward must also correlate to the level of rarity of the vehicle. For example, my wife once joked about getting pounded hard from behind for spotting a Dodge RAM (action relates to the name), but those are way too common. However, “beeping” her nipple is quick and easy to do for spotting a Jeep which are also quite common. The object is to fulfill the reward as soon as possible. Sometimes this makes it fun to try and do while driving or at a stop along the trip. Sometimes it necessitates fulfilling it when we stop for the night. You’ll see what I mean as you read through our list. Also, we decided we can’t stack up the same reward; we can’t call out the same vehicle until the first one has been paid up. So for example, if an army convoy goes by, I can’t call out five Hummers, I can only call out one until she has the chance to give me the blowjob, and if those four others are not still visible after that I cannot claim them.
Now I will run down the vehicles we have so far and explain the connection if needed. Then I need your help with some things. And lastly I’d like to share a couple quick tales from us playing our game.
Road Games, Vehicle edition:
Jeep—spotter gets to “beep” a private body part of the other. For us it’s her nipple and my cock.
Cadillac—If I spot a Cadillac I get to squeeze, pinch, or smack her butt. (This is based on Arianna Grande’s song Bang Bang with the line “she’s got a booty like a Cadillac”)
Any Law Enforcement Vehicle—the spotter gets to “COP a feel” on the other person.
Toyota FJ Cruiser—I give her a Finger Job.
Vintage Toyota Land Cruiser—She has to give herself a finger job (I’ll explain more on this one below).
Hummer—She gives me a blowjob (I have limited this to only the original Hummer now known as the H1 to keep the game more of a challenge).
Classic Mustang (anything ‘70 or before; again to keep it a more challenging find)—that night we have sex cowgirl style. If we happen to spot the Mustang backing up—you guessed it, reverse cowgirl.
A motorboat on a trailer being towed—I get to motorboat her boobs.
A Hot Rod—if she spots a hot rod, I have to show my “hot rod” for her viewing pleasure. (I realize that “hot rod” is somewhat a subjective term when it comes to cars; I give her a lot of leeway in identifying them.)
Any Exotic Sports Car/Supercar (ie, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc)—If I spot one, she has to flash me her boobs (because the cars are flashy).
Motorcycle with the “ape hanger” handlebars (these are the really high and wide handle bars you see some bikers have; they have to reach up so far it looks like they’re hanging from them)—we have sex with me holding her ankles up and wide.
Tesla—we play with the Magic Wand that night (because you have to plug it in). Spotter gets to choose how and on whom the wand is used. (When we first made this one up, Teslas were more uncommon in our area.)
And for the final and probably most rare find (because I’m not sure any of them are still running), a Ford Probe—spotter gets to choose anal toy to be used that night and who the recipient is.
We haven’t made this one official yet, but we have considered a convertible with its top down means she has to drive five minutes topless. (The time is arbitrary, could be any amount.)
Now, here’s where I need your help. There are some activities that should be on the list but I can’t think of the appropriate vehicle to go with it. Also, there are some vehicles that I think should have an activity but I can’t think of the appropriate match, so I welcome your input.
I don’t yet have a vehicle to go with me going down on her. Again, the likelihood of the vehicle being spotted has to match the level of reward. Like the Hummer (H1) for a blowjob, we want something that is not impossible to find, but still uncommon enough that it’s a thrill when we do. It would also be great to have one for sucking/licking her boobs. My wife would like one for my having to stroke my cock for a certain amount of time; there has usually been a little bit of this for fulfilling the hot rod spotting, but that is more for getting more “rod-like.” The days of that happening instantly are long gone. One for her giving me a handjob would also be great.
We have a reward for law enforcement vehicles, so it seems only appropriate to have something for a fire truck. Likewise, we thought an ambulance should be in the mix also. I thought I had something for a stretch limo but neither of us can remember what it was, but I think it deserves to be in the game.
The game is somewhat lopsided, however, since spotting vehicle makes and models is much more my thing than it is my wife’s. I will say though that she has gotten remarkably good at spotting FJ Cruisers. I guess it’s all about motivation.
When we travel my wife usually does most of the driving because of medical issues I have. So while some of you had been thinking about her fulfilling the Hummer find while we were still moving, that is not likely to happen with us. However, one time I spotted one and figured it would be paid up later that evening, but she pulled into a shopping center off the side of the highway. It was a Sunday, and most of the shops were closed, so she pulled down to the empty end of the parking lot, put the car in park, leaned over, took out my cock, and swallowed it deep into her mouth. It was so hot. I tried to keep a lookout but couldn’t keep my eyes off her bobbing head in my lap.
We have had lots of fun with the FJ Cruisers while still on the move. I lean over and rest my head on her shoulder and then finger her with my right hand. From that position I can usually see enough reflection in some of the mirrors to notice any big trucks coming alongside. She usually wears a dress or skirt without panties when we travel just to make things more fun. The first time that I was able to really do a good job, I had her going pretty well. I could tell she was getting close to orgasm, but we were also getting very close to a several-mile-long bridge, so I decided to stop to avoid “getting her over the edge” becoming too literal. On another trip, we were in a safer place on the road and I was able to get her to orgasm. I tried to keep it light, though, not sending her into a screaming frenzy like she sometimes achieves. I was actually able to do this twice on this same drive. We named them “Cargasms.”
One time after paying off on an FJ Cruiser, my wife said, “You should pick out something really rare for me fingering myself.” I was so turned on; she isn’t really into fingering herself much. She doesn’t have anything against it, she just doesn’t do it much, so it’s an exciting treat to see her do it. I picked the vintage Toyota Land Cruiser because the FJ Cruiser gets its name from the FJ model of the original Land Cruiser.
I hope you like our little game, and please contribute your ideas. Also come back and tell us if you try it out and what your results were like. The game will need to be customized to your own interests and also to the vehicles in your region. For example, if you’re going to be around Los Angeles, the flashing for exotic sports cars might not be feasible because they’re more common. We don’t see much of them in our area. But have fun with it; that’s what it’s all about.
Thanks for all the suggestions 🙂
Glad you liked it. And as I forgot to say it at the end of the story: always drive safely!
For the firetruck I would suggest a facial. Cumming on her face like a fire hose. Just a thought.
Ooh, I like your thinking. I might broaden it to showering her anywhere on her body; spotter gets to chose. The fire truck might be too common for that kind of act, but I’m definitely keeping it in the running. Thanks
That’s an awesome and creative idea. Do you like your husband to shoot on your face?
StillLikeNewlyweds, this post is great. It’s hot and fun.
I stopped reading and looked up car names. I found “Volvo” for cunnilingus – as in licking on or close to her “vulva,” or going down on your wife, or giving her oral sex.
I’ve thought about using “Volvo” but I think it might be too common of a car to make it challenging. But maybe it could be for her flashing her “vulva.” Or I could pick a particularly rare Volvo like the P1800 (for those old enough to remember The Saint, that car). But that might be too rare. Thanks for doing research ?
Hey SLN,
Well, after giving your sexy game a great deal of consideration, here’s my two cents: Everytime we encounter a traffic light during our travels, Jim gets to finger my creamy pussy. Stop signs qualify for a boob massage and nip twist.
Fair enough??
Ps: I will be more than happy to suck his cock when we spot a fountain, and I’ll make his extremely large cock head spurt just like a fountain!
You got it! Great ideas. Have fun with it. It’s great to be kept “in the mood” all the time.
The stretch limo should be the stroking the cock one.
That could work, and if I spot it she does the stroking, and if she spots it I do it. Thanks.
Fun idea. For consideration …
* low-rider car, goose-neck trailer – Cunnilingus, going down
* Fire truck – shower together, pee play
* Ambulance, police car – role play (I hate role play, but …)
* Stretch limo – anal (see what I did there?)
* 18-wheeler truck – she masturbates (exhibitionism optional)
Also, in addition to vehicles, what about surrounding stuff? …
* Construction Zone ?
* Speed trap ?
* Floppy, waving air-guy ?
* empty rest area – definitely pull over for 5-minute “rest”
Thanks for the creative catalyst! Given gas is $50 at the pump, you might as well have some fun for that kind of money!
Lots of great ideas, thanks. Love the low-rider idea. Stretch limo—hilarious! I like the connection with fire truck and showering together, but I think we’d want something that could be done while still on the road or at a quick stop. We have kept it to vehicles but anyone coming up with their own can include all kinds of things, and those are some great ones. The construction zone idea reminded me of a conversation we had about our game recently. We passed this lot that is being developed and had big equipment on it. I said maybe we should have something for spotting a “hoe.” My wife looked at it sitting in the dirt lot and said, “a dirty hoe?” Then after a pause she chuckled and said, “back hoe.” Like I said, coming up with the ideas is half the fun.
Foot job for a tow truck?
Ha! That’s great! And that could mean different things depending on who spots it. She hasn’t done it a lot, but I love when she strokes me with her feet, so I could get that if I spot the tow truck. And if she spots it, well let’s just say that we coined the term “toegasms” from times that I’ve massaged her feet with one of her vibrators. The wand is especially effective. Thanks for the idea.
Here is a suggestion – think about big truck manufacturers also – one of the major brands of dump trucks/Semi-trucks is Mack truck. The Mack truck logo/mascot is a bulldog – bulldogs have long tongues – I'll let you fill in the rest…
Bulldogging is also a sexual position.
TK, Now that’s giving it some thought! That is a very noticeable logo/hood ornament (at least on the older ones).
CHL, I had to go look up that position. Looks hot, but don’t know if my old legs could hold me there for long.
Do bulldogs have long tongues? I know my lab does. But he rides in the back.
This is a really fun idea, so thanks to both you and the author of the story that inspired you, HappyHubby!
For you going down on her, how about a "digger" like a backhoe. Not a vehicle per se, so seeing one on the road, say on a flatbed or something, versus working at the side of it should be a rare enough occurrence.
For licking and sucking her boobs, how about a milk tanker? Those are very rare unless you're traveling through dairy country, maybe. It'll look just like a hazmat tanker but with a "Food Grade Only" sticker on the back (though unless it's branded by a dairy, it could be molasses or corn oil, etc.) You could say anything with a milk company's brand on it for slightly higher rates of occurance or any tanker if you wanted to do it a lot.
For you stroking yourself, why not the firetruck? Firemen have to handle a lot of hose… though I liked the other suggestions for that vehicle, too.
An ambulance is a hard one. I usually pray for them and whoever they are responding too, so it's hard for me to think sexy when I see one. But if they weren't running lights or sirens, it might put me in mind of medical play? If you are into that; idk. We've done a little, like sounding rods and a speculum (just for looking around—the metal ones can be sharp!) Maybe something as simple as using a lubricated latex glove for a handjob, spotter's choice of on whom.
Thanks CHL, I’m glad you enjoyed it. I just made a comment above about backhoes before I read yours. I like your connection with “going down” though, and also the idea of it being transported to make it more of a challenge. I really love the idea with the milk tankers. I suppose I’d go with your suggestion of any tanker because I just can’t get enough of her boobs. Pretty sure that one’s going on the list. After I finished the story I had the thought of the fire truck for the cock stroking. I spot it she strokes me, she spots it I stroke. Then IllinoisCouple had that great idea of the facial. After responding to them I thought of combining them; start with my idea but if it’s spotted with lights on then the stroking is to completion on my wife’s body. However, I immediately had the same thought you did about ambulances. We have also always had that prayerful response when we see them on a call. So probably won’t do the fire truck with lights going, and maybe not the ambulance either. Still thinking. I’m trying to get more generic items like that, though, rather than makes and models to make it easier for my wife to spot.
Loved this! Sounds fun will have to give this a try on our next road trip ?
Stay horny darlin!
Thanks GG, glad you liked it. And be sure to let us know how it goes.
Playing with my nipples until the last second before a trucker can see them. Sometimes it’s difficult to stop, so I hope he isn’t looking in his mirror.
Hee, hee. As a signal for the game, I'd use seeing a car with its headlights off when they should be on (after flashing to signal the driver, of course.) My lights, I mean, flashing my lights!
Flash his headlights to show off mine? He would probably have done it to make sure they looked in their mirror.
I guess changes depending on who is driving.
I like that idea for an action SM. Trigger could be anytime we spot someone flashing their lights.
CHL, LOL! “My lights, I mean, flashing my lights!”
Nice entry and great ideas! Nothing has a tongue like a Viper…
Oh that’s great! How did I miss that? It’s one of my favorite cars. Thanks. That’s definitely a winner.
I hope you don’t pass a Dodge Swinger
SM, now THAT is funny ?!
Interesting ideas
How about billboards. The vasectomy ones might work.
Just looked up car names, The Pantanal. I doubt We will ever pass one on the road. If so I hope we have plenty of lube if he expects me to pant.
Daihatsu Naked. Never heard of it but sounds fun. Toyota Deliboy? Does he deliver? Nissan Friend ME? A do yourself. Honda Joy Machine? Again I wish I saw a few.
Those are great. Not heard of the Honda Joy Machine, but they did build a model called S-MX that from its design, features, and advertising is widely considered to be built primarily for sex. It was a Japan model only. Do a search for “Honda built for sex” and you’ll find a story about it. I believe most of its features went into the Element.
You could do a firetruck with lights on to make it more rare. Also, an ambulance with lights on to go down on her (the paramedics give mouth-to-mouth).
Love this!