My Fruitastic Partner

I decided to write this story of my personal masturbation when I was inspired in the comments section to elaborate on how I used a banana peel to get off.

I was lying naked on my bed one day, slowly stroking my penis, which stiffened from the horny thoughts that usually drift across my mind.  But this particular evening, I needed something more—I wanted something closer to a vagina!

So, I thought about my old friend, the banana, with whom I’ve been acquainted before.  I went to go grab a bite to eat, thinking of the pleasure to come as I nibbled away at the banana.  Walking back to my room, I started warming the banana peel in my hands, getting it comfy to the touch.

I lay down on the bed, my penis unnerved from my trip to the kitchen.  And I decided that this time, my hands were going to take a break and let my pelvis do the work.  I held the peel firmly with both hands and slowly inserted my penis.  As my glans slid in past my grip, it felt just like I was gliding into the muscles of a beautiful, wet vagina.  I started to pump.

Closing my eyes, I pictured my lover, riding up and down, up and down, imagining her vagina’s lips caressing the length of my hard penis.  I longed for my lover, to enter her and make her moan.

But I was moaning.  I couldn’t take it anymore.  With a forceful blast, I started emptying myself into the peel.  With the second jolt of ejaculation my cum found a gap in the peel and my hands, and it shot up and all over my abdomen.  Spurt after spurt, I impregnated my fruity lover, and in turn I made a beautiful banana sundae mess on my body.

I lay there a while, exhausted, with the peel gently draped over my dripping penis.

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11 replies
  1. 1blessedman says:

    Several votes but quite low rating. I am not sure why. Just sharing a short recollection with few details or maybe fruit and veg is not a current thing? I don’t know! I have heard of women getting busy with cylindrical veggies and fruits, so why can’t a brother get busy with the peel? 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • texasman76 says:

      I agree with you 1blessedman. Nothing wrong with this. I have done it with a banana peal, destroyed a large cucumber after hollowing it out and some other things.

  2. 1blessedman says:

    [From MH: Comment mentions anal play (A).]

    I remember one time traveling. Wife and I stopped at a motel. We had the usual car-snack-bag with various road-trip food items. After some awesome foreplay and a variety of sexual give-and-take, the wife retrieved a condom, lube and banana (from the snack bag). Nipples, cock and anal play is definitely my go-to sex-play to receive. The banana was a surprise but I was up for the adventure. OMG…..fruitastic! The wife was sooooo into making me moan and writhe in complete abandoned erotic bliss! ! ! P-spot wonderful! She has not done me with a banana since then but that was a passionate sensual….and freaky….adventure!

  3. Woods says:

    So I'm not the only one who likes bananas! When the wife's just not available you do what you have to do. Cut off near one end, warm carefully in the microwave, put in a light plastic sack, and slide it into a large enough tube with the cut end facing you. When the plastic suddenly gives way as you shove yourself through it, the unrestrained plunge into those warm slippery depths can leave you pumping away till you cum. Not as good as the wife by far, but still pretty nice.

  4. Hellohoneyiloveyou1 says:

    I tried this. Wrapped it around my dick . Began to thrust.
    At 1st it was cold. Then warmed up. It's better than using your hand. Need practice though.

  5. alwayswet101 says:

    Oh, wow, I don’t know how I missed this. This was such a turn on I didn’t even have my blanket down and I squirted across the couch! Hot as can be. I couldn’t help myself; so short, but I was 3 fingers in from the second paragraph… I was already wet, but like I said, it doesn’t take much these days! My legs are still a little shaky, but I’m not done. I am now sitting with the dildo that’s almost as hung as my hubby then I’ll go for his real size (clone-a-Willy) after I cum hard from the first one. Banana peel! My goodness! Makes me think of me squirting on the cucumber! Damn, might have to do a cucumber insertion after all this!

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