There are so many steamy stories on MH, we thought it might be a welcome addition to share an embarrassing but sexy experience in hopes that others would too.

Back in the Spring of 2020, in the throes of Covid quarantines, we got to feeling so cooped up that I decided a change of scenery was in order. We live on the east coast, and the beach is two hours away, so we packed our bags and went off for a spontaneous weekend at a nice resort.

We felt like we had the place to ourselves. The weather was pleasant. Tom played golf, and we went for walks and dinner, and we tried to forget for a couple of days that the world had gone crazy.

Hotel sex is always nice; a change of scenery, luxurious bathrooms, strategically placed mirrors, always gets me so horny. There is something naughty about meeting a lover in a hotel bar, even if he is your husband!

After a fun weekend, and several long lovemaking sessions, we packed up to head back home. We had brought our favorite sex toy – a pink rabbit vibrator – and made liberal use of it. I put it in my suitcase along with my other things and went into the bathroom to finish getting ready while Tom went to get the car.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door. I opened it, and there stood a very young and very cute (even behind his mask) bellman with a luggage cart. He was roughly the same age as our son, and very polite.

“Mr. Anderson asked me to assist you with your bags. May I come in?”

We exchanged small talk about the weather and how nice the hotel was and how wonderful it was to be able to get away from home for a few days. I was in the bathroom finishing with my makeup and hair, when it occurred to me that I had not zipped up my suitcase, which was still sitting on the bed.

I zipped my makeup case and went into the hall just in time to see him reach for the bag, pick it up and spill the entire contents on the floor.

He was mortified, but not as much as I was. There was the pink, penis-shaped vibrator, lying on the floor amid assorted pairs of panties, a black push up bra, and a see through Natori gown.

I surprised my middle-aged self with how fast I moved. I scooped up as much as I could against my chest, and did my best to conceal the vibrator with a handful of other clothes, but instead only managed to accidentally hit the ON button. The vibe began gyrating in my hand like a squirming plastic cat that did not want to be picked up.

I frantically and unsuccessfully tried to turn it off. Now, tell me, what in the hell is it about these things? You can’t turn them off! You need an IT degree to figure them out. I cycled through about ten different settings before I got it to stop squirming.

The adorable bell boy just stood there holding the empty suitcase with his mouth agog. Finally he looked at me with this odd combination of shock and awe, and just said, “I’m soooo sorry. Let me, um, let me, um… help?”

I figured there was no way out of this other than the direct approach.

“First, this is all MY fault for not zipping the bag. Second, I’m sure you have the good judgment to let this be our little secret, at least until we drive off.”

“Oh, yes, ma’am! Absolutely.”

“Thank you.” I put the suitcase back together, zipped it up, walked back into the bathroom and gave myself an “I can’t believe that just happened” look.

Tom showed back up, and as the young man was putting the bags in the car, I told him what happened. We laughed like guilty teenagers, but I think Tom enjoyed the thought of the staff talking about the hot mature couple in 108.

Let’s just say that young man got a very generous tip.

I’m sure others have similar stories. Please share them with us!




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18 replies
  1. Peterpan says:

    What a wonderful and fun story. I wish I could have seen the face of that young man. Lol. Did you enjoy the thoughts of the staff talking about the couple in room 108? Your husband probably did.

  2. Beezie19j says:

    My wife and I were in making out in our car in an office complex parking lot. It was late at night and the complex was dark so we figured we were good. Things got kind of out of hand and we ended up having sex. While we were getting into it, there was a knock on the window. I looked up and found myself looking into the eyes of a police officer. I noticed that a light was on in a window of the building behind him. We frantically got dressed and got out of the car to speak with him. He was pretty cool about it. Told us to just go somewhere a little more private. But before we left, he pulled my wife to the side to ask if she was of age and to make sure she wasn’t being held against her will. We laugh about it nowadays but it was mortifying in the moment. 😳😳😳

  3. Frankie says:

    Our vibrator is a simple massage vibrator, but it still works great for our intended purpose (which isn't massage). If someone ever sees it, they may suspect what we use it for (especially since we keep it beside our bed), but we don't care.

    Sadly, it is getting older and starting to occasionally give us problems. We have sought to buy a replacement, but other than vibrators that are shaped like a penis or cost enough to make Bill Gates cringe, we can't find a replacement.

    • WishIKnew says:

      You could look at Lovehoney. [Or MarriedDance (link on our resource page.)] Plus, check out the Hitachi Magic Wand. Looks like a massage tool. Also, some people are now having orgasms with thumping massagers more associated with athletics and intense massage. Be well.

    • CrazyHappyLoved says:

      Oh, my! Really? My thumper says not to use it on boney areas, and the pubis lies right under the clitoris. But maybe for a guy…?

  4. texasman76 says:

    This was so funny! Made me laugh out loud. One funny story I have: In the late 80s I worked in Downtown Houston and rode our park & ride from the burbs. I wore suspenders that day with my suit and unknowingly forgot to zip up. I had fallen asleep on the bus and had sat by the window. Any of you that have ridden park and rides know you can tell by the turns when your stop is coming up. I was coming out of my groggy nap state and looked down. There I was in all my glory with my boxers gaped open. Thankfully, I had not had an erotic dream but I still hang at 6.5 flaccid. A woman had sat down next to me. I didn't know what to do so I pretended to be asleep. Fortunately, she got off the stop before mine. I stood up and zipped up very stealthily as I got up to leave for my office. Needless to say, I was hoping the police would not be looking for a man in a navy suit exposing himself to women on his ride to work

    • alwayswet101 says:

      As I was reading your comment I kept wondering if you had some wood going on! Since you are well endowed anyways I am sure this lady got quite the view! Would have made me quite excited

    • alwayswet101 says:

      I am sure he wanted to have a little solo time afterwards! Probably made him grow quite a bit!

  5. Wife lover says:

    When my wife and I married we were both very young and naïve. I asked what she wanted for her birthday and she had a normal list of stuff, but half jokingly stated she might want a vibrator. This was before Amazon and all the places on line to buy adult gifts, so I went to a local adult toy store and purchases our first toy. It was a 6” penis shaped vibrator with a variable speed knob on the base. It was smaller than me, but she thoroughly enjoyed it as warm up to our sex sessions and alone as well. Fast forward a few years and we had quite the selection of toys and her older sister from California, who was visiting, stumbled on our collection. It was really not my sister-in-law's fault. My wife sent her to get something from the nightstand, and she opened the bottom door, full of toys. I didn’t know this until my sister-in-law had left. I guess she was shocked that her baby sister has so many toys. My wife said they talked about them all afternoon, but her sister was too embarrassed to buy one. So when my wife told me the whole story, we went and bought her sister her first toy. At the time, my wife’s favorite toy was a purple rabbit vibrator with a bent shaft that rotates and massages the g-spot while the rabbit ears vibrate her clit. So that’s what we shipped my sister-in-law. Of course, my sister-in-law does not know that I know.

  6. LovingMan says:

    I missed this story so I’m commenting now… over 3 months later. MTAHB and 2nd Marge, we had an uncomfortable experience with a TSA agent. We were at our local airport – leaving for a cruise. So we brought our pink rechargeable small vibrator in my carryon bag. It was wrapped up so it did not get turned on in the jostling of the bag.

    The TSA agent saw it on the X-ray & made me open the bag. Then HE rummaged through the bag and kept asking me what was in there. He finally pulled out the small vibrator that was about 4 inches long & bullet-shaped. The TSA agent did not know what it was so he demanded that I tell him.

    “It’s a vibrator,” I said in a quiet voice.

    (My wife was standing on the other side of the conveyer belt & she was mortified.)

    “What?” said the agent as he turned the vibrator this way & that and held it up to his face to get a good look at it.
    (Everyone was watching.)

    I said, still in a low voice, “It’s a vibrator, you know, for sex.”

    “Speak up,” he insisted so I had to say loudly, “It’s a vibrator for sex!”

    It dawned on him and he broke into a grin and then looked at my wife & grinned at her. She was now REALLY embarrassed.

    He handed me the vibrator and I wrapped it back up in the microfiber cloth it had been in.

    I suppose I could have turned it on to demonstrate what a vibrator does – but we were already embarrassed enough.

    I still wonder if the TSA agent really didn’t know that it was a vibrator or if he just likes messing with people who carry vibrators when they travel.

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