“Loving Man,” a Song Parody
Once in a while, as I am waking up, the beginnings of a sexy song parody cum to mind. (Pun intended.) The beginnings of this song parody happened to be there in my mind this morning. We had been working on recovery from our third round of COVID-19, and it was getting truly annoying for both of us. We were on the upswing but not yet fully well. I think I wrote this song parody to cheer up my wife. She had been sicker than I had been. The lyrics came to me quickly since my wife’s moniker on MH is Melody. My MH authorship name is LovingMan, and that worked well too. The song parody was inspired by many very real sexy things we do. But mostly, I hope it gives you a good laugh. WE thought it was funny.
“Loving Man”
Sung to the tune of “Piano Man” or read as a poem:
Verse 1:
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
We both have been as sick as sin
My beautiful wife’s lying next to me
Making love to her’s what I wanna be doin’
She says Tom can you play me
I’m your Melody
(I want her from her head to her toes)
Your man touches are sweet
And you make me feel complete
So I want you to remove all my clothes
Refrain:
She says Make love to me
You’re my loving man
Make love to me tonight
‘Cause you know that I am your Melody
And I want you to play me all night
Verse 2:
Melody was once a friend of mine
But I grew to love her, and she grew to love me
She likes all my jokes
We like each other’s folks
But she’d like to much healthier be
She says, Tom this dang COVID’s been bugging me
As the smile runs away from her face
And I wish that you were making love to me
I say, Inside you’s my favorite place
Refrain:
I say, We’ll get through this
I’m your Loving Man
We’re gonna get through this alright
Cause you are my beautiful Melody
And this isn’t a permanent plight
Verse 3:
Now we were once busy scientists
But we found time to be husband and wife
Lovemaking’s been gravy
We go sexually crazy
And we hope to do so for life
And I’d love us to be practicing oral sex
And then her pussy I’d bone
And then I would give her cunnilingus
And lick out our protein-rich foam
Verse 4:
I say, I’m so proud of you this Saturday
She gives me a beautiful smile
and says, It’s my nude body you’re longing to see
So we can forget about our health for a while
And I know that we’re gonna have a real ball
When the COVID gets outta here
‘Cause we’re each other’s star
and we’re gonna go far
So we cuddle, and I hold her near
Refrain
Make love to me you’re my Loving Man
Make love to me tonight
‘Cause you know that I am your Melody
And I want you to play me all night
Refrain
I’ll make love to you, I’m you’re Loving Man
I’ll make love to you tonight
‘Cause I know that you are my Melody
And I wanna play you all night
Just so ya know… We DID make love the next day – in the morning, actually.
Very impressive, well done!
Thank you Mokey. I appreciate your positive feedback.
Great transposition of lyrics.
But is there any way you can record it as an .mp3 so we can hear you sing it?
It would be great to have some audio clips on here!
RGM, I’m glad you liked my parody lyrics. MH doesn’t take audio clips + my health issues have all but ruined my singing ability. I DID take a stab at singing to my beautiful “Melody!” She liked it!
Love this! So cute and so sweet!
You guys are inspirational
Glad your both better and back to having fun
Hi SH you brilliant writer! Your compliment means a lot!
Getting COVID 19 three times was terrible. Then wifey had surgery too. But as you say, we ARE back to having fun!