Um, hello!

Many years ago my wife and I had been experimenting with sexual positions, and types of sex. We were young and both virgins when we married, so we wanted to try different positions. Oral sex was not new to us, but we had never tried the 69 position.

So after a wonderful session of foreplay, we decided to take the dive, yes pun intended, I slip on top of my wife, which is not the best position for a proper 69, at least in my opinion. We finally got comfortable and began to really enjoy ourselves, with lots of moaning, and the sound of her now very wet pussy being devoured by me. I loved to eat my wife’s pussy. The feel of her body rising up into my face as she would get closer, and closer to an orgasm. And she was sucking my cock in and out of he mouth, causing shear ecstasy.

As we were both getting to the point of climax, I suddenly realized that the bedroom had gotten a bit brighter, so I reluctantly stop licking and sucking my wife’s clit. I looked up towards our bedroom door and…there, not two feet from my wife’s spread out legs, stood our 2 1/2 year old son.

“Um, hello,” I said, at which point my wife, who had my dick in her mouth, stopped and said, “what!” I asked my son what he needed. “I want a drink of water” he replied. “Ok, just go upstairs, and I’ll be there in a minute,” I told him. And with that, the 69 party, and anything else we had planned, was terminated.

So I got up chuckling to myself, slipped on my boxers, and went upstairs to give our boy some water. After which I return to  bed, where my sweet, but very unnerved

wife, who was now in her nightgown, was laying in bed with her hands over her face  I slipped into the covers, at which point we both burst into laughter

Note to self: go buy a new doorknob with a lock.

The end. But luckily not our exploration into the art of oral pleasure.


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6 replies
    • Sarge says:

      That's funny, he's now 34. So I won't be asking him, "Hey, do you recall your mom and I …?" Awkward.

  1. texasman76 says:

    This cracked me up! Thank you so much for posting. We were walked in on once when our daughter came in but, fortunately, the sheets were over us and I was in missionary position and slowly rolled off of her. When my wife got out of bed to help her (I can't remember what she needed) she asked "Mommy, where are your panties?" It was so funny!

  2. Juicy says:

    OH! I feel for you! We too have been caught in the act. Once I was riding my husband and we heard one of our children get up and we realized that our bedroom door was wide open! I quickly jumped off, my husband covered himself and I just pretended that I was getting ready for bed and putting my clothes in the hamper when our child walked in! It was a mood killer!. We got a lock for our bedroom door right after that!

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